The best text line you've ever seen

10-10-2014, 08:06 PM

this ol' dick blaster, you suck cock it get sadder
i'll push you down an start stompin ribs like an angry pit master

@Woosah

El Muffin · 10-10-2014, 08:09 PM

Eisenhower obv

Fart · 10-10-2014, 08:12 PM

something like

you think u beating me you must be hoping that hell froze
klewqlkcdsabwefndsaF <- i'm better than you with my elbows

El Muffin · 10-10-2014, 08:17 PM

Lol. I rmbr those lines^

Clayray · 10-10-2014, 08:34 PM

I had high hopes that the gif was really you

Sadly, it isn't.

This thread would have been more effective if I had claimed to have been the best at text battling, but I have not and will not. So don't sit there and look down on my lines when clearly you didn't jump out the gate spitting LOTB every bar. Yes, I admit that line is in poor taste and there's something called practice and elevating, which I'm trying to do. So I don't see what's funny. Maybe you should help and lend an opinion before you make one. And also, I'm not going to entertain your stupid parade with back and forth banter. This is the last response you'll get from me. You're a child. And do a good job of acting like one.

Have a good day, faggot.

10-10-2014, 08:36 PM

tldr

El Muffin · 10-10-2014, 08:38 PM

That was heartfelt

Clayray · 10-10-2014, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Attack of the Muff

That was heartfelt

It was lol

I had to let him know that he's not baiting me into a 3+ page of unroflz and corny obscure jokes that no one gets.

Witty · 10-10-2014, 08:43 PM

PROBABLY SOMETHING I WROTE THAT I DIDN'T EVEN POST BUT IT'S STILL THE BEST EVER TO EVER BE WRITTEN ON NETCEES EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T POST IT BUT IT'S STILL THE BEST.
@Aero

10-10-2014, 08:48 PM

this guy wrote a 500 word essay about how much he luvs dicks lololololol

dull boy · 10-10-2014, 08:59 PM

lol @ Aero

Seyance · 10-11-2014, 04:25 AM

You bitches were on my dick until I pissed you off

By parallel aka galaxian.

Da BattleMasta Patrick · 10-11-2014, 10:07 AM

My whole catalog

sral · 10-11-2014, 02:26 PM

Galaxian was dope.

You'll show a vast silence like the Oxtramentals is one of my faves off top, that and win percentage since you brought it up

damon pope famous quote · 10-12-2014, 09:14 AM

the ''i gave u so many LLLLLLLLLLLs it looks like 3d squares'' line

dull boy · 10-12-2014, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damon pope famous quote

the ''i gave u so many LLLLLLLLLLLs it looks like 3d squares'' line

That's good lol

StarFaggot · 10-12-2014, 11:02 AM

I like Strikta's line something like

Your girl bra hiking them titys up
I pull her string to the side then get off like I'm riding a city bus

Hush · 10-12-2014, 11:06 AM

The op punch is good IMO
Masaii couldn't write one half as good is the true irony

10-10-2014, 08:06 PM	#1
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	The best text line you've ever seen this ol' dick blaster, you suck cock it get sadder i'll push you down an start stompin ribs like an angry pit master @Woosah

10-10-2014, 08:09 PM	#2
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Eisenhower obv __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

10-10-2014, 08:12 PM	#3
Fart You Next Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,348 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7920846	something like you think u beating me you must be hoping that hell froze klewqlkcdsabwefndsaF <- i'm better than you with my elbows __________________ smokin spliffs til i dont exist

10-10-2014, 08:17 PM	#4
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Lol. I rmbr those lines^ __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

10-10-2014, 08:38 PM	#7
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	That was heartfelt __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

10-10-2014, 08:34 PM	#5
Clayray 6ft of Seperation Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,541 Battle Record: 3-5 Champed - Faggot of the Year (2015) Rep Power: 0	I had high hopes that the gif was really you Sadly, it isn't. This thread would have been more effective if I had claimed to have been the best at text battling, but I have not and will not. So don't sit there and look down on my lines when clearly you didn't jump out the gate spitting LOTB every bar. Yes, I admit that line is in poor taste and there's something called practice and elevating, which I'm trying to do. So I don't see what's funny. Maybe you should help and lend an opinion before you make one. And also, I'm not going to entertain your stupid parade with back and forth banter. This is the last response you'll get from me. You're a child. And do a good job of acting like one. Have a good day, faggot.

10-10-2014, 08:43 PM	#9
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	PROBABLY SOMETHING I WROTE THAT I DIDN'T EVEN POST BUT IT'S STILL THE BEST EVER TO EVER BE WRITTEN ON NETCEES EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T POST IT BUT IT'S STILL THE BEST. @Aero __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

10-10-2014, 08:48 PM	#10
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	this guy wrote a 500 word essay about how much he luvs dicks lololololol

10-10-2014, 08:59 PM	#11
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	lol @ Aero

10-11-2014, 04:25 AM	#12
Seyance - Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,059 Battle Record: 0-4 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night VII Rep Power: 0	You bitches were on my dick until I pissed you off By parallel aka galaxian. __________________ i'm truely renaissance.. dominate the web, television, movies and beyond when a leader gets to speaking, it's your duty to respond.. i'm a leave these niggas leaking like i'm julian assange.

10-11-2014, 02:26 PM	#14
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,605 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899395	Galaxian was dope. You'll show a vast silence like the Oxtramentals is one of my faves off top, that and win percentage since you brought it up __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season) Last edited by sral; 10-11-2014 at 02:29 PM.

10-12-2014, 09:14 AM	#15
damon pope famous quote wat it do Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 11 Rep Power: 2099143	the ''i gave u so many LLLLLLLLLLLs it looks like 3d squares'' line

10-12-2014, 11:02 AM	#17
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	I like Strikta's line something like Your girl bra hiking them titys up I pull her string to the side then get off like I'm riding a city bus __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

10-12-2014, 11:06 AM	#18
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	The op punch is good IMO Masaii couldn't write one half as good is the true irony __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk