The best text line you've ever seen
 

this ol' dick blaster, you suck cock it get sadder
i'll push you down an start stompin ribs like an angry pit master

@Woosah

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Eisenhower obv

something like

you think u beating me you must be hoping that hell froze
klewqlkcdsabwefndsaF <- i'm better than you with my elbows

Lol. I rmbr those lines^

I had high hopes that the gif was really you

Sadly, it isn't.

This thread would have been more effective if I had claimed to have been the best at text battling, but I have not and will not. So don't sit there and look down on my lines when clearly you didn't jump out the gate spitting LOTB every bar. Yes, I admit that line is in poor taste and there's something called practice and elevating, which I'm trying to do. So I don't see what's funny. Maybe you should help and lend an opinion before you make one. And also, I'm not going to entertain your stupid parade with back and forth banter. This is the last response you'll get from me. You're a child. And do a good job of acting like one.

Have a good day, faggot.

tldr

That was heartfelt

It was lol

I had to let him know that he's not baiting me into a 3+ page of unroflz and corny obscure jokes that no one gets.

PROBABLY SOMETHING I WROTE THAT I DIDN'T EVEN POST BUT IT'S STILL THE BEST EVER TO EVER BE WRITTEN ON NETCEES EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T POST IT BUT IT'S STILL THE BEST.
@Aero

this guy wrote a 500 word essay about how much he luvs dicks lololololol

lol @ Aero

You bitches were on my dick until I pissed you off

By parallel aka galaxian.

My whole catalog

Galaxian was dope.

You'll show a vast silence like the Oxtramentals is one of my faves off top, that and win percentage since you brought it up

the ''i gave u so many LLLLLLLLLLLs it looks like 3d squares'' line

That's good lol

I like Strikta's line something like

Your girl bra hiking them titys up
I pull her string to the side then get off like I'm riding a city bus

The op punch is good IMO
Masaii couldn't write one half as good is the true irony