So... did jesus have to be circumcised?

Plot · 08-03-2013, 12:56 PM

By someone? That's a bit of a flaw by the great creator isn't it?
To make his son with a flaw, or maybe he was just born circumcised.

Witty · 08-03-2013, 12:59 PM

Yes, he was a Jewish male, he would have been circumcised.

Witty · 08-03-2013, 01:01 PM

Also, they don't get circumcised because they believe foreskin is a flaw.

veritas · 08-03-2013, 01:03 PM

Picard facepalm to thread.

Plot · 08-03-2013, 01:03 PM

Oh, would they have kept his foreskin as like something sacred, or just binned it?

Witty · 08-03-2013, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Plot

Oh, would they have kept his foreskin as like something sacred, or just binned it?

I don't know, I wasn't there.

Fig · 08-03-2013, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plot

Oh, would they have kept his foreskin as like something sacred, or just binned it?

Yeah they eat them

Witty · 08-03-2013, 01:07 PM

There was a guy who believed the rings of Saturn were Jesus' foreskin.

Fig · 08-03-2013, 01:10 PM

I will propose to my future wife with my foreskin

08-03-2013, 01:13 PM

The Vatican has his foreskin hidden in their library.

Mael · 08-03-2013, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Figurative

I will propose to my future wife with my foreskin

This literally made me laugh out loud with tears in my eyes. Good God.

Geno · 08-03-2013, 02:15 PM

He was supposedly king of the jews, if you believe in such a thing. So yes. Jews consider it to be hygenic to get circumsized. Its pretty much a must. Or at least it was. Not sure annymore though

Plot · 08-03-2013, 02:18 PM

Hygenic! So to the jews the foreskin is a flaw then

Geno · 08-03-2013, 02:20 PM

Exactly

Plot · 08-03-2013, 02:28 PM

And then I guess he was born without one, coz his dad wouldn't have made his son flawed right?

Fig · 08-03-2013, 02:33 PM

You say stupid things

Witty · 08-03-2013, 02:52 PM

Circumcision began as an 'outward sign of man's participation in Israel's covenant with God'

Witty · 08-03-2013, 02:54 PM

It is also like a rite of passage for jewish males, although people born without foreskin are seen as Holy men but Jesus was not one of them.

Jews also do not believe Jesus is God's son, and tbh they know best....they were there.

Plot · 08-03-2013, 03:12 PM

All men are born with foreskins
And Jesus was the King of the jews, Gods Son.
Born with a foreskin that was a flaw in his fathers workshop!

Orc · 08-03-2013, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Figurative

I will propose to my future wife with my foreskin

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Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	So... did jesus have to be circumcised? By someone? That's a bit of a flaw by the great creator isn't it? To make his son with a flaw, or maybe he was just born circumcised.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Yes, he was a Jewish male, he would have been circumcised. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Also, they don't get circumcised because they believe foreskin is a flaw. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	There was a guy who believed the rings of Saturn were Jesus' foreskin. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	Oh, would they have kept his foreskin as like something sacred, or just binned it?

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Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	He was supposedly king of the jews, if you believe in such a thing. So yes. Jews consider it to be hygenic to get circumsized. Its pretty much a must. Or at least it was. Not sure annymore though __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

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Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	Hygenic! So to the jews the foreskin is a flaw then

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Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Exactly __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

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Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	And then I guess he was born without one, coz his dad wouldn't have made his son flawed right?

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Circumcision began as an 'outward sign of man's participation in Israel's covenant with God' __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	It is also like a rite of passage for jewish males, although people born without foreskin are seen as Holy men but Jesus was not one of them. Jews also do not believe Jesus is God's son, and tbh they know best....they were there. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	All men are born with foreskins And Jesus was the King of the jews, Gods Son. Born with a foreskin that was a flaw in his fathers workshop!