my goldfish murdered my best friend last night

YDK · 08-08-2014, 08:43 PM

We was all drinking drunk as fuck an my dude Tommy passed out on the floor next to the aquarium. My goldfish, out of jealousy and hatred jumped out of the aquarium bouncing once on his chest an into his mouth choking him to death in his alcohol induced sleep. All I can see when I close my eyes is the mangle fish carcus the emts pulled out of his throat.
RIP Miami you was fish from another bish

YDK · 08-08-2014, 08:45 PM

I'm just playing the part bro

Adonis · 08-09-2014, 01:37 AM

Camel Toes aren't attractive 69% of the time

YDK · 08-09-2014, 09:07 AM

camel toes are huge bishes are called mooseknuckles

Adonis · 08-09-2014, 01:14 PM

I have a blue pitt and named him kitty

YDK · 08-09-2014, 01:33 PM

my blue pit was named remy

StarFaggot · 08-09-2014, 11:33 PM

unrofls

08-08-2014, 08:43 PM	#1
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	my goldfish murdered my best friend last night We was all drinking drunk as fuck an my dude Tommy passed out on the floor next to the aquarium. My goldfish, out of jealousy and hatred jumped out of the aquarium bouncing once on his chest an into his mouth choking him to death in his alcohol induced sleep. All I can see when I close my eyes is the mangle fish carcus the emts pulled out of his throat. RIP Miami you was fish from another bish __________________

08-08-2014, 08:45 PM	#2
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	I'm just playing the part bro __________________

08-09-2014, 01:37 AM	#3
Adonis Tsk Tsk Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Beer Goggles Posts: 4,834 Battle Record: 36-34 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - NFL Pick'em 2016-17 Rep Power: 9946449	Camel Toes aren't attractive 69% of the time __________________ I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR

08-09-2014, 09:07 AM	#4
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	camel toes are huge bishes are called mooseknuckles __________________

08-09-2014, 01:14 PM	#5
Adonis Tsk Tsk Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Beer Goggles Posts: 4,834 Battle Record: 36-34 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - NFL Pick'em 2016-17 Rep Power: 9946449	I have a blue pitt and named him kitty __________________ I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR

08-09-2014, 01:33 PM	#6
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	my blue pit was named remy __________________

08-09-2014, 11:33 PM	#7
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	unrofls __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]