Archives of the Ancients [VS] Name Pending [Name Pending WINS]

[Paradigm]

@King Ra. and @Vulgar @murda sho and @Alvin Karpis

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due TUESDAY,
  August 12th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
• Check Ins are due SUNDAY, August 10th 2014
• Voting ends SATURDAY August 16th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours
• You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION AS A TEAM throughout the Tourney. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 16 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• Limit MUST be agreed upon

General Rules:

• First to 7, Win by 2, 5-0=KO
• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will be disqualified.
• A check in ISmandatory.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

EACH TEAM NEEDS FOUR VOTING LINKS COMBINED. ON FRIDAY AUGUST 15th I WILL DEDUCT VOTES FOR EACH LINK MISSING UNTIL YOU SUBMIT LINKS. I WILL REOPEN BATTLES IF YOU HAVENT SUBMITTED LINKS EVEN IF YOU HAVE ALREADY WON.

[Vulgar]

When it comes to transitions in flow... these fuckin clowns lack segway
their Wordsworth squat... but we're not talkin underground rap leg days
My team functions thru remorseless clout, ya'll drier than a corpse in droughts
I hope Hush’s eyebrows assume bodies of their own, become zombies & tear your organs out
Horrid how?? We're world renowned... ya'll too gay up in spots
This battle’s a mismatch of biblical proportions…I’d rather watch Goliath hit David with rocks
Get serrated then shot but u can come up & thank us later
cause the ancients will dispose of Al Murda like a Mafioso mummification chamber
Karpis, you’re hella queer, bitter on the boards so you’ll swell with fear
Since you’re a retired Indian whisperer... thought I’d yell “fuck u” in your feathered ear
Sho & Al? We'll never fear, cuz y'all SHOOK & over-hyped
the chances of you two causing a physical disturbance is less than that of a poltergeist
I'd gut this Karpsucker with ease, beware of the slaughter
cuz all it takes is a good 'hook, line & sinker' & he'll flop like a fish out of water
plus Sho ain't a beast, nor does he ever really carry the heat
cuz whenever 'murda drops'- it just means there is peace in the streets


...ancients!

[Paradigm]

Extension granted for Name Pending.

Due by 1159pm tomorrow

[murda sho]

...win pending...

You're Anchients of wackness and we don't see a threat to change up the tactics
So call for some Arch aid, cause we won't be playing any games with u faggots
Vulgar’s that rat face splinter lookin topical nerd n worthless since birth
Depressing as fuck, I needed Xanax n strikta’s dealer # just to search for some dirt
For me it’s nothing but 10’s, yall just pull messy chicks…
When it comes to a sexy bitch yall stay thirsty on some Dos Equis shit
Can’t stress this bum, fuck if you military made, I can’t respect it son
Deep down this Marina bitch so I’ll have his body washed up next to one
My crew is spittin fire, Ra thinks he's big shit till I ruin him for hire
And shrink King like what he hopes his jeans are doing in the dryer
Yall could never keep a dime, but w/ us they try to stay
You buyin em treats & the way you Beggin strips all of ya pride away
You're the best out the worst crews, which is why ur girl gives sex out to hurt u
She'll never yell "Oh Vul!" again after me and Karp stretch out her circle
Ur broad is a whore, I think it's comedy how you're often ignored
While she gives me the key and peels off her panties soon as I walk in the door

Zip Em Up!!

[Paradigm]

Originally Posted by Vulgar

When it comes to transitions in flow... these fuckin clowns lack segway
their Wordsworth squat... but we're not talkin underground rap leg days
Miss - reach
My team functions thru remorseless clout, ya'll drier than a corpse in droughts
I hope Hush’s eyebrows assume bodies of their own, become zombies & tear your organs out
Semi miss - kinda funny but nah
Horrid how?? We're world renowned... ya'll too gay up in spots
This battle’s a mismatch of biblical proportions…I’d rather watch Goliath hit David with rocks
Hit - I like biblical proportions surprised ive never used that before
Get serrated then shot but u can come up & thank us later
cause the ancients will dispose of Al Murda like a Mafioso mummification chamber
Miss - nah lol at mummification chamber
Karpis, you’re hella queer, bitter on the boards so you’ll swell with fear
Since you’re a retired Indian whisperer... thought I’d yell “fuck u” in your feathered ear
Miss - weak kinda funny tho
Sho & Al? We'll never fear, cuz y'all SHOOK & over-hyped
the chances of you two causing a physical disturbance is less than that of a poltergeist
Semi Miss - weak
I'd gut this Karpsucker with ease, beware of the slaughter
cuz all it takes is a good 'hook, line & sinker' & he'll flop like a fish out of water
Miss - played as fuck
plus Sho ain't a beast, nor does he ever really carry the heat
cuz whenever 'murda drops'- it just means there is peace in the streets
Miss - no real diss

Originally Posted by murda sho

...win pending...

You're Anchients of wackness and we don't see a threat to change up the tactics
So call for some Arch aid, cause we won't be playing any games with u faggots
Semi hit - lol cool but arch aid part needs to be worded to where your not calling on them.
Vulgar’s that rat face splinter lookin topical nerd n worthless since birth
Depressing as fuck, I needed Xanax n strikta’s dealer # just to search for some dirt
Semi miss - wasnt feeling this
For me it’s nothing but 10’s, yall just pull messy chicks…
When it comes to a sexy bitch yall stay thirsty on some Dos Equis shit
Hit - lol cool
Can’t stress this bum, fuck if you military made, I can’t respect it son
Deep down this Marina bitch so I’ll have his body washed up next to one
Hit - cool wp
My crew is spittin fire, Ra thinks he's big shit till I ruin him for hire
And shrink King like what he hopes his jeans are doing in the dryer
Semi hit - lolll better setup wouldve made this better tho
Yall could never keep a dime, but w/ us they try to stay
You buyin em treats & the way you Beggin strips all of ya pride away
Miss - i dont get this... is that supposed to be bacon/beggin or ???
You're the best out the worst crews, which is why ur girl gives sex out to hurt u
She'll never yell "Oh Vul!" again after me and Karp stretch out her circle
Hit - nice lols
Ur broad is a whore, I think it's comedy how you're often ignored
While she gives me the key and peels off her panties soon as I walk in the door
Semi Hit - kinda feeling it almost a miss tho

Archives had a lot of misses and reaches for concepts. NP was more consistent and had more hits.

Vote - Name Pending

[big baby]

AOTA: Decent. Everything seemed just relaxed enough to the point where it seemed like more a passive diss rather than trying to prove your better or funnier, or wittier. In contrast, you did probably have *slightly better wording? Not sure, have to re-read a few more times to fully make that realization. Seemed rush. Or uninspired. Nothing really humoristic or the tenacity of it wasn't really there. A few things were jabs, but nothing that made it mind blowing, or close to it.

NP: You had a few misses, where as AOTA had things that werent as ineffective. This hurt you a lot; reason being, is that, I think a miss is worse than actually something not hitting hard, but I think that was nullified with the hook line sinker line, which, in retrospect would be good, if it wasnt such a consistent nameplay/reference. The oh vul was by far my favorite line and made me wince. Good stuff guys, enjoyable read from both but I think that NP took this by a decent margin.

NP.

[Certain]

Archives of the Ancients: I wince every time someone spells "segue" like the automated scooter product. The Hush eyebrows line was funny enough, but you're not facing Hush. The best lines in this read sort of like bad lines from a zygote battle rap. There were very few personals, though admittedly neither of these guys is that personable around the site. The opener might have been the best line of a bland verse.

Name Pending: "Al Murda" might not be a bad choice, if you guys do in fact want a name. This verse was good enough to win pretty clearly. I liked the fluidity of the Dos Equis line and the wordplay of the arcade line. The treats line might have worked better with "bitch" instead of "dime" in the setup. The "Oh Vul" line was probably the best of the battle. As predicted, your styles work well together (unless this was all murda sho).

Vote: Name Pending

[ill nik-A]

I was surprised here, usually vulgar has vicious flow with witty lines, didn't see your usual creativity, felt too abstract and not enough attack, king looks like u complemented the same way as vulgar, not enough attacking, teams beys was biblical proportion line which was cool, but that's it


Karp and sho were consistent, man the strip all of ur pride coulda been dope but fell hella flat, didn't like Xanax either, rest was ok to solid, not your bests but more than enough

V - np

[Paradigm]

4-0 Name Pending

[StarFaggot]

Archives of the Ancients:

I love the vocabulary and obscure references. You can tell topical heads wrote this battle verse. You guys stayed true to your name and used ancient references like zombies and mummification chambers.

Murda drops line was a nice text battle punch.



Name Pending:

Good swagged verse. Lots of jabs but they're text battle proven. I liked Marina, oh vul and though key & peele is played that one is ok as well.



Interesting battle

MVGT Name Pending. They had more appropriate execution of Punchlines.

[DLB]

For me it’s nothing but 10’s, yall just pull messy chicks…
When it comes to a sexy bitch yall stay thirsty on some Dos Equis shit
Can’t stress this bum, fuck if you military made, I can’t respect it son
Deep down this Marina bitch so I’ll have his body washed up next to one

vs

nothing

v - NP. I wasn't feeling anything from the AA group, the wording and references just didn't hit it at all to me. A lot of them were soft jabs and even then, it didn't really tag your opponent. NP had a couple bars that were more than soft jabs, and hit the opponent directly, which gave them the battle very easy.

[Paradigm]

Name Pending wins 5-0.