Drunk Thread (mod plz sticky)

NYCSPITZ · 05-23-2013, 05:19 PM

I speak to you not as an individual, but as a man of the people.

How many drunk posts have we had to endure on these forums, and why aren't these forums consolidated into one thread? I ask you, must we entertain chyeaaa's every notion of impending doom?

I ask you, how many various angles of Hush's weed garden must we endure before we can say - "Enough is enough. I will not stand for this tyranny."

I ask you again, how many suicidal asians will knucklehead bodyslam when he transfers to this, his most prestigious school? I ask you...

Gentlemen, I speak to you, perhaps, on a whim. But it is destiny that the tides of change must be moved by these sudden currents of humanity.

I ask you one more time - how many more reps will it take pancakebrah before he realizes that cutting is more beneficial than bulking at this stage of his lifting career?

I do not intend this as a tirade, but merely as lubricant, a transition to better posts and traffic. By condensing all of our alcohol induced sublimations into one thread, we will increase the grandeur of this forum and thus facilitate the switch to world peace and one world order of justice. I call upon you, my brothers, to stand with me as our forefathers would have. Do the right thing like Spike Lee and our community will be blessed with heavenly skyfalls of manna, our aura raised to the vibratory level of the 7th dimension. Thank you for your patience and support.

Chyeahhh!!! · 05-23-2013, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

lubricant

why don't you take nice big glob of that and go fuck yourself!

trap. · 05-23-2013, 05:39 PM

i honestly think this is the first one on this board so far

Dope girl · 05-23-2013, 05:48 PM

lol Drunk smacking booties.

Ghost1 · 05-23-2013, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 2 Beautiful

lol Drunk smacking booties.

Hahaha. I instantly lold at this.

Geno · 05-23-2013, 06:08 PM

Put the bottle down

Split · 05-23-2013, 09:30 PM

if anyone asks. U fell off ur bike

NYCSPITZ · 05-25-2013, 01:16 AM

upping for the drunk mother fucker who will inveitably stroll in after 3 am EST. doesn;'t matter if u log in or not, I just want u to know that i feel ur state of wooze

Fig · 05-25-2013, 08:33 PM

up

Fig · 05-26-2013, 03:14 AM

Hi guys

Fig · 05-26-2013, 03:18 AM

I feel nice

Sharp · 05-26-2013, 03:23 AM

fig whatcha been drinkin?

Fig · 05-26-2013, 03:31 AM

Like 15 shots. Burbon

Fig · 05-26-2013, 03:34 AM

Fuck. That shit is gross

Sharp · 05-26-2013, 03:39 AM

good man

the more you drink the better it tastes

Fig · 05-26-2013, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

good man

the more you drink the better it tastes

Its poopy, i threw up

Sharp · 05-26-2013, 04:00 AM

to be fair you had 15 shots

but you never call the wonder that is alcohol poopy. Never.

Fig · 05-26-2013, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

to be fair you had 15 shots

but you never call the wonder that is alcohol poopy. Never.

next day... and I feel nice

and I'm sorry for calling it poopy, forgive my action por favor

Sharp · 05-26-2013, 03:00 PM

you live and learn

05-23-2013, 05:19 PM	#1
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	Drunk Thread (mod plz sticky) I speak to you not as an individual, but as a man of the people. How many drunk posts have we had to endure on these forums, and why aren't these forums consolidated into one thread? I ask you, must we entertain chyeaaa's every notion of impending doom? I ask you, how many various angles of Hush's weed garden must we endure before we can say - "Enough is enough. I will not stand for this tyranny." I ask you again, how many suicidal asians will knucklehead bodyslam when he transfers to this, his most prestigious school? I ask you... Gentlemen, I speak to you, perhaps, on a whim. But it is destiny that the tides of change must be moved by these sudden currents of humanity. I ask you one more time - how many more reps will it take pancakebrah before he realizes that cutting is more beneficial than bulking at this stage of his lifting career? I do not intend this as a tirade, but merely as lubricant, a transition to better posts and traffic. By condensing all of our alcohol induced sublimations into one thread, we will increase the grandeur of this forum and thus facilitate the switch to world peace and one world order of justice. I call upon you, my brothers, to stand with me as our forefathers would have. Do the right thing like Spike Lee and our community will be blessed with heavenly skyfalls of manna, our aura raised to the vibratory level of the 7th dimension. Thank you for your patience and support.

05-23-2013, 06:08 PM	#6
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Put the bottle down __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

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05-23-2013, 05:39 PM	#3
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,870 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	i honestly think this is the first one on this board so far

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Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,789 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521419	lol Drunk smacking booties.

05-25-2013, 01:16 AM	#8
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	upping for the drunk mother fucker who will inveitably stroll in after 3 am EST. doesn;'t matter if u log in or not, I just want u to know that i feel ur state of wooze

05-26-2013, 03:18 AM	#11
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	I feel nice __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

05-26-2013, 03:31 AM	#13
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Like 15 shots. Burbon __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

05-26-2013, 03:34 AM	#14
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Fuck. That shit is gross __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15