| NYCSPITZ |
05-23-2013 05:19 PM |
Drunk Thread (mod plz sticky)
I speak to you not as an individual, but as a man of the people.
How many drunk posts have we had to endure on these forums, and why aren't these forums consolidated into one thread? I ask you, must we entertain chyeaaa's every notion of impending doom?
I ask you, how many various angles of Hush's weed garden must we endure before we can say - "Enough is enough. I will not stand for this tyranny."
I ask you again, how many suicidal asians will knucklehead bodyslam when he transfers to this, his most prestigious school? I ask you...
Gentlemen, I speak to you, perhaps, on a whim. But it is destiny that the tides of change must be moved by these sudden currents of humanity.
I ask you one more time - how many more reps will it take pancakebrah before he realizes that cutting is more beneficial than bulking at this stage of his lifting career?
I do not intend this as a tirade, but merely as lubricant, a transition to better posts and traffic. By condensing all of our alcohol induced sublimations into one thread, we will increase the grandeur of this forum and thus facilitate the switch to world peace and one world order of justice. I call upon you, my brothers, to stand with me as our forefathers would have. Do the right thing like Spike Lee and our community will be blessed with heavenly skyfalls of manna, our aura raised to the vibratory level of the 7th dimension. Thank you for your patience and support.
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