That feeling when you realize you're a male dime

...the Nagger · 05-22-2013, 02:12 PM

You know you're a male dime when you catch a girl staring at you out the corner of your eye, you glance at her and she quickly looks away

When you don't ever have to blow up a chicks phone

You feel no pressure when you go through a dry spell because you know any given night you can get cheeks

Girls approach you instead of the other way around

Regular, mundane conversations with women are littered with subtle compliments and sexual innuendos

Girls smile or play with their hair when you make eye contact

You can cut off a chick simply because you're bored

Never thirsty

Random Facebook friend requests from females you don't know

Cuties ask the first question that comes to mind when they see you, just to have a convo

People tell you you resemble a famous celebrity

CHICKS ARE EAR TO EAR GRINNING CUZ YOU DECIDED TO SPEAK

RANDOM OLD WOMEN LET YOU CUT IN LINE @ WALMART

THE MUNSTER

I'M HERE

WHATS GOOD

None of you troll fuck bois better not try me neither. I'll slap flames out of you

05-22-2013, 02:12 PM	#1
...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,856 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781387	That feeling when you realize you're a male dime You know you're a male dime when you catch a girl staring at you out the corner of your eye, you glance at her and she quickly looks away When you don't ever have to blow up a chicks phone You feel no pressure when you go through a dry spell because you know any given night you can get cheeks Girls approach you instead of the other way around Regular, mundane conversations with women are littered with subtle compliments and sexual innuendos Girls smile or play with their hair when you make eye contact You can cut off a chick simply because you're bored Never thirsty Random Facebook friend requests from females you don't know Cuties ask the first question that comes to mind when they see you, just to have a convo People tell you you resemble a famous celebrity CHICKS ARE EAR TO EAR GRINNING CUZ YOU DECIDED TO SPEAK RANDOM OLD WOMEN LET YOU CUT IN LINE @ WALMART THE MUNSTER I'M HERE WHATS GOOD None of you troll fuck bois better not try me neither. I'll slap flames out of you Last edited by ...the Nagger; 05-22-2013 at 02:33 PM.