That feeling when you realize you're a male dime
 

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You know you're a male dime when you catch a girl staring at you out the corner of your eye, you glance at her and she quickly looks away

When you don't ever have to blow up a chicks phone

You feel no pressure when you go through a dry spell because you know any given night you can get cheeks

Girls approach you instead of the other way around http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9240/exaipfg.png

Regular, mundane conversations with women are littered with subtle compliments and sexual innuendos

Girls smile or play with their hair when you make eye contact

You can cut off a chick simply because you're bored http://imageshack.us/a/img338/7520/q9amn.png

Never thirsty

Random Facebook friend requests from females you don't know

Cuties ask the first question that comes to mind when they see you, just to have a convo

People tell you you resemble a famous celebrity http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/4...m9msbzt0ew.png

CHICKS ARE EAR TO EAR GRINNING CUZ YOU DECIDED TO SPEAK

RANDOM OLD WOMEN LET YOU CUT IN LINE @ WALMART

THE MUNSTER

I'M HERE

WHATS GOOD






None of you troll fuck bois better not try me neither. I'll slap flames out of you http://imageshack.us/a/img444/7352/ojicu1.png

Nice.

I can't relate with any of this, really.

No Pretty Boy Swag over here.

SUP YOUNG GAWD

whats good i'm bout to join the league

I'm a male quarter I haven't posted one shit on my fb for over a year and I get
daily request from bitches daily.

And my dick is a pretty 7 and 1/5 inches.

Eddie, how I've missed you

who is this chyeah?? whats good

agree with all of it except the part bout it describing u...booyakah!!! nice to see y'all got the face smilies here...

actually, they don't. lol

wuddup tho

mine too

pretty sure thats not too tall tho

but the solidness and my athletic ability makes up for it

I'm like Charles Barkley

edster send me all the smileys you have so I can add them to the database

idk If I want everyone just having access to my smilieys

they might use them before me, lol

just add them as I use them? a lot of them are from boxden anyway

enjoyin the start of summer...probably bout to watch b magic 3-0 ya boy chilla again for old time sake...

deal

chilla battles soon I forgot who

somebody he's gonna eat

DNA?

dna I think

You know ur a man dime when gay niggas ask you if you're gay.

the correct response is a 3 piece.

doin good ed

Hello.

Lol @ this thread. Whaddup eddie welcome back

i like this thread