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One time at the store I saw this baby sitting in a cart
and when the parents looked away, I slapped it on the face pat! Like that, then I walked away as it cried. It wasn't that hard, but it was pretty bad |
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Fig joooonyah
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Shit
gotta go guys thas my dad what?!?! |
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thats like some semi evil shit, why slap an infant? |
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and in that way alter all of society through some intricate series of meta cognitive processes (I don't know what I'm talking about) |
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Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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obsessed
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Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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Lol @ king all exaggerating. "THATS SOME EVIL SHIT!!"
Dude thinks stealing cable is evil. |
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big bitch
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I threw a wooden door stop at a rabbit an broke it's back when I was in Florida. Then to hide the evidence I threw it in a lil canal thing with Gators hoping they'd. Eat it....but I watched it drown instead.
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wtf dude? That's fucked up
gtfo |
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ghost in the matrix
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Lmao it was all in fun till I realized it was paralyzed...then it became a game of hide the body
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Mad fucking dangerous.
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Fig Jr., go apologize to that baby immediately.
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This thread is for rawn btw
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All of a sudden it spin juked, and the rock pulverized its spine.. it flew like 8 inches off the ground and was on its back running with its front paws I was like. Oh shit. I christopher reeves'd that squirrel. What do I do? I booked it outta there cause I was 12 and my first thought was don't get caught, did a lap Around the pond and came back It was like in the process of crawling under the port a potty, so I grabbed a stick and fished it out, and tried like whacking it to death. But it kept playing dead and furiously trying to esxape when I stepped away Definitely paralyzed So I picked it up by the tail, and did like a Mario- Bowser swing ![]() Dead as fuck Threw it in the pond and never told anyone Poor guy suffered for like an hour cuz I didn't want blood on my sneakers
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also I fucked around with my best friend's ex girl who he wasn't entirely over
like a lot tho idk what the ground rules are but I figure sloots gonna sloot
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Lmfaoooo
I knew you had some demons sick fucker |
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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crying @ the bowser throw. Dude ran around him fast enough to grab his tail and shit.
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youre all going to be serial killers
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Attempted murder with fire
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