ITT: Horrible Movies You Do NOT Want To See

02-23-2013, 11:49 AM

This thread is for the good of my NCGs so that you do not waste your time watching shit films, that you must avoid at all costs.

- Tree Of Life
- The Midnight Meat Train
- Straw Dogs (original)
- Deer Hunter (no, that shit aint a classic)
- They
- Vanilla Sky
- The Last Samurai
- any Tom Cruise film that isnt Rain Man
- Die Hard 4
- Ghost Rider
- Original Batmans with Arny
- The Nines (FUCK YOU BAGSWORTH)

will add more as they come

Inno · 02-23-2013, 12:28 PM

But the midnight meat train is unstoppable. .just as niggas in jail

But yo..that tree of life was absolute garbage..10 minutes of screen savers wtf

mdesanto · 02-23-2013, 12:35 PM

The last samurai!? Fuck yourself.

super pimp trillionaire · 02-23-2013, 12:48 PM

Why you still holdin on to ncz dog?

02-23-2013, 12:48 PM

Word at screensavers, I was like wtf? Dinosaurs? Has Brad Pitt just trololold me?

And fuck the last samurai, if tom cruise is the last samurai, then striktas the last black man

El Muffin · 02-23-2013, 12:53 PM

u kiddin me?

last samurai was dooooooooooooooope

even if the premise was flawed

the dude who played the leader (same guy who played gen kobayashi in letters from iwo jima)

turned in an amazing performance

n tom cruise's whole samuraization process (not even a word i kno) was interesting

that widow wanted his sushi roll no doubt

Inno · 02-23-2013, 01:02 PM

The collection

Awful

veritas · 02-23-2013, 01:33 PM

The nines was dope.

Ghost1 · 02-23-2013, 01:49 PM

I didnt reccomend the nines lmfao....that was veritas....i suffered thru 40 min of that gay shit too...lol

Ghost1 · 02-23-2013, 01:50 PM

But yo....last samurai an vanilla sky were ill....u wilin. So was collateral.....tom cruise is good.

Void · 02-23-2013, 01:55 PM

Vanilla Sky was good. I won't spoil it, but the scene where Happy Together by The Turtles plays? lol So was Last Samurai. Knight and Day was a good buddy movie, and Cruise pulls off the John McClain Die Hard/48 Hours comedy role pretty well. I hate Tom Cruise, but Minority Report, Top Gun, Eyes Wide Shut, Days of Thunder, Legend, Interview with the Vampire, A Few Good Men? He's got a decent filmography.

I'll give you Deer Hunter. I don't get the acclaim.

veritas · 02-23-2013, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

I didnt reccomend the nines lmfao....that was veritas....i suffered thru 40 min of that gay shit too...lol

Just know at any second I could kill you and bring you back to life as any character I want....your latest incarnation is "skinny Anthony"....don't push me hologram.

bleak · 02-23-2013, 02:08 PM

The Devil's Angel

Don't even ask

02-23-2013, 02:27 PM

Sorry forgot collatoral damage, was good

My beef with samurai is that HE is it, which means the samurai had problems that clearly needed adressing.

Also Doomsday is a piece of shit

So is Boondock Saints 2

Ghost1 · 02-23-2013, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c.d.m.

Just know at any second I could kill you and bring you back to life as any character I want....your latest incarnation is "skinny Anthony"....don't push me hologram.

Lold

TYSON · 02-23-2013, 02:55 PM

Last samurai was good....
Don't watch...
Dragonball
The last air bender
30 days of night 2-very bad
And buried this movie is good to me but a lot of people don't like that its on set in one place the whole movie and didn't like the ending...truthfully it kept my attention and I liked the twist..

anime_boners · 02-23-2013, 02:59 PM

AGREED AT LAST SAMURAI SUCKING

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY SUPPOSEDLY COOL PARTS IT HAD

A WHITE GUY WENT TO JAPAN AND IN A WEEK'S TIME HE WAS A MASTER SAMURAI AND OUT LIVED ALL THE OTHER SAMURAI

TYPICAL AMURRICA WE DA BES BULLSHIT MOVIE

Allen Knight · 02-23-2013, 03:01 PM

the original batmans were dope gtfo
im talkin about the keaton ones

veritas · 02-23-2013, 03:02 PM

Did anyone mention lost in translation or in Bruges? Those sucked a Mini Cooper full of cocks

Ghost1 · 02-23-2013, 03:03 PM

Off subject

Well kinda

Its movie related

An i didnt feel it deserves its own thread

But

Yo

They should make a captain planet movie. Real spit.

02-23-2013, 11:49 AM	#1
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	ITT: Horrible Movies You Do NOT Want To See This thread is for the good of my NCGs so that you do not waste your time watching shit films, that you must avoid at all costs. - Tree Of Life - The Midnight Meat Train - Straw Dogs (original) - Deer Hunter (no, that shit aint a classic) - They - Vanilla Sky - The Last Samurai - any Tom Cruise film that isnt Rain Man - Die Hard 4 - Ghost Rider - Original Batmans with Arny - The Nines (FUCK YOU BAGSWORTH) will add more as they come

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anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	AGREED AT LAST SAMURAI SUCKING I DON'T CARE HOW MANY SUPPOSEDLY COOL PARTS IT HAD A WHITE GUY WENT TO JAPAN AND IN A WEEK'S TIME HE WAS A MASTER SAMURAI AND OUT LIVED ALL THE OTHER SAMURAI TYPICAL AMURRICA WE DA BES BULLSHIT MOVIE __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

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Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	But the midnight meat train is unstoppable. .just as niggas in jail But yo..that tree of life was absolute garbage..10 minutes of screen savers wtf

02-23-2013, 12:35 PM	#3
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Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	The collection Awful

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veritas HALL OF FAME Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent Posts: 16,160 Battle Record: 3-5 Rep Power: 0	The nines was dope.

02-23-2013, 01:55 PM	#11
Void Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 221 Rep Power: 0	Vanilla Sky was good. I won't spoil it, but the scene where Happy Together by The Turtles plays? lol So was Last Samurai. Knight and Day was a good buddy movie, and Cruise pulls off the John McClain Die Hard/48 Hours comedy role pretty well. I hate Tom Cruise, but Minority Report, Top Gun, Eyes Wide Shut, Days of Thunder, Legend, Interview with the Vampire, A Few Good Men? He's got a decent filmography. I'll give you Deer Hunter. I don't get the acclaim.

02-23-2013, 02:27 PM	#14
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	Sorry forgot collatoral damage, was good My beef with samurai is that HE is it, which means the samurai had problems that clearly needed adressing. Also Doomsday is a piece of shit So is Boondock Saints 2

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TYSON IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,967 Battle Record: 10-15 Rep Power: 23089122	Last samurai was good.... Don't watch... Dragonball The last air bender 30 days of night 2-very bad And buried this movie is good to me but a lot of people don't like that its on set in one place the whole movie and didn't like the ending...truthfully it kept my attention and I liked the twist..

02-23-2013, 03:02 PM	#19
veritas HALL OF FAME Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent Posts: 16,160 Battle Record: 3-5 Rep Power: 0	Did anyone mention lost in translation or in Bruges? Those sucked a Mini Cooper full of cocks