ITT: Horrible Movies You Do NOT Want To See
 

This thread is for the good of my NCGs so that you do not waste your time watching shit films, that you must avoid at all costs.

- Tree Of Life
- The Midnight Meat Train
- Straw Dogs (original)
- Deer Hunter (no, that shit aint a classic)
- They
- Vanilla Sky
- The Last Samurai
- any Tom Cruise film that isnt Rain Man
- Die Hard 4
- Ghost Rider
- Original Batmans with Arny
- The Nines (FUCK YOU BAGSWORTH)

will add more as they come

But the midnight meat train is unstoppable. .just as niggas in jail

But yo..that tree of life was absolute garbage..10 minutes of screen savers wtf

The last samurai!? Fuck yourself.

Why you still holdin on to ncz dog?

Word at screensavers, I was like wtf? Dinosaurs? Has Brad Pitt just trololold me?

And fuck the last samurai, if tom cruise is the last samurai, then striktas the last black man

u kiddin me?

last samurai was dooooooooooooooope

even if the premise was flawed

the dude who played the leader (same guy who played gen kobayashi in letters from iwo jima)

turned in an amazing performance

n tom cruise's whole samuraization process (not even a word i kno) was interesting

that widow wanted his sushi roll no doubt

The collection

Awful

The nines was dope.

I didnt reccomend the nines lmfao....that was veritas....i suffered thru 40 min of that gay shit too...lol

But yo....last samurai an vanilla sky were ill....u wilin. So was collateral.....tom cruise is good.

Vanilla Sky was good. I won't spoil it, but the scene where Happy Together by The Turtles plays? lol So was Last Samurai. Knight and Day was a good buddy movie, and Cruise pulls off the John McClain Die Hard/48 Hours comedy role pretty well. I hate Tom Cruise, but Minority Report, Top Gun, Eyes Wide Shut, Days of Thunder, Legend, Interview with the Vampire, A Few Good Men? He's got a decent filmography.

I'll give you Deer Hunter. I don't get the acclaim.

Just know at any second I could kill you and bring you back to life as any character I want....your latest incarnation is "skinny Anthony"....don't push me hologram.

The Devil's Angel

Don't even ask

Sorry forgot collatoral damage, was good

My beef with samurai is that HE is it, which means the samurai had problems that clearly needed adressing.

Also Doomsday is a piece of shit

So is Boondock Saints 2

Lold

Last samurai was good....
Don't watch...
Dragonball
The last air bender
30 days of night 2-very bad
And buried this movie is good to me but a lot of people don't like that its on set in one place the whole movie and didn't like the ending...truthfully it kept my attention and I liked the twist..

AGREED AT LAST SAMURAI SUCKING

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY SUPPOSEDLY COOL PARTS IT HAD

A WHITE GUY WENT TO JAPAN AND IN A WEEK'S TIME HE WAS A MASTER SAMURAI AND OUT LIVED ALL THE OTHER SAMURAI

TYPICAL AMURRICA WE DA BES BULLSHIT MOVIE

the original batmans were dope gtfo
im talkin about the keaton ones

Did anyone mention lost in translation or in Bruges? Those sucked a Mini Cooper full of cocks

Off subject

Well kinda

Its movie related

An i didnt feel it deserves its own thread

But

Yo

They should make a captain planet movie. Real spit.