Twin Tourney Regular Division Round 1: John Dillinger vs Mono B - OPEN FOR VOTES!

[Dominate]

Welcome to the Twin Tourney - Regular Division!

We have eight competitors with their eye on the semi-finals round. Only four will progress. Do you have what it takes to survive?

Due Dates:

Verses this week are due Friday and will be open until Monday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours


Line limits: minimum 8, maximum 12

@John Dillinger

[Dominate]

Mono B is a lyrical mystic from Mumbai, India, known for his bushy monobrow that he claims is a sign of wisdom. He’s deeply spiritual and often incorporates references to Vedic texts and astrology into his bars. When he’s not battling, he’s meditating or reading ancient scriptures in search of inspiration. His style is philosophical, with bars that hit both the mind and the ego.

[John Dillinger]

One look at this dude pic sent off the bitch detector
Man I browse the site, ur eyebrows are breaking Guinness records

incorporates references to Vedic texts

Believe in that spirit shit, ain’t no shawty on you horny twerking
Fag please, the only V-dick texts you read is erotic story shit virgin
Ya old lady gave me head, I told the hoe to come try
Smashed the bitch who gave birth to u, in ur city & said Mumbai
Nasty ass dude, no bitches want you goin south
Bacterial infections is the last time a bitch had Mono in her mouth

[Dominate]

Mono B’s verse

Yo, it’s Mono B, my brow’s thick as my bars,
Your name’s a throwback, stuck chasing old stars.
You’re John Dillinger? Please, I’m cracking the vault,
While you’re history’s heist, I’m the cosmic default.
I’ll read your chart, and your fate’s in decline,
Mercury’s retrograde—your flow’s out of line.
I’m celestial, you’re terrestrial, lost in the fray,
You’re just Bonnie’s Clyde—I’m a Milky Way.

@sral open for votes please

[Regulator]

John didn’t really have anything clever but good enough to beat mono b I have the eyebrows bar over everything

John Dillinger gmv

[Dope girl]

Even though JD verse need a lil more work great sence
of humor. I felt like JD verse missing things like complexity and creativity.
I felt like Mono b had a better verse, ending a lil bit more creative compared to JD verse. Vote-MB

[fraze]

JD: Eyebrows was worded a lil awkward but still solid. The rest was light. V-dick wordplay is pretty forced, Mumbai is better at wp but punch was weak. Closer was bad.

Mono: Not much to discuss with respect to standard battling in terms of setup/punchline with wordplay and multi syllable rhymes. The astrology references were cool but not sure if it's the most effective approach for text battling. Good luck tho, keep at it.

Vote: I think JD got this.

[Dominate]

Originally Posted by John Dillinger

One look at this dude pic sent off the bitch detector
Man I browse the site, ur eyebrows are breaking Guinness records
Cool. Eyebrows wp has been done before but it's obv relevant here
Believe in that spirit shit, ain’t no shawty on you horny twerking
Fag please, the only V-dick texts you read is erotic story shit virgin
thought vedic/v dick was a really good concept. I'm actually surprised I've never seen it before, but it's extra relevant here. Thought the execution could have been a little stronger but you did enough to get the idea across
Ya old lady gave me head, I told the hoe to come try
Smashed the bitch who gave birth to u, in ur city & said Mumbai
Good. Clean execution.
Nasty ass dude, no bitches want you goin south
Bacterial infections is the last time a bitch had Mono in her mouth
Decent nameflip, thought the execution could have been stronger

Overall thought you did a good job of finding angles and flips on the profile I gave you - this is exactly what I had in mind. Welcome back man.

I didn't try too hard to prompt the AI into something good, and you can see it's a long way off being competitive haha. I liked "I'm celestial, you're terrestrial" though.

V/ JD

[symetrik]

I ain't ever vote on a regular battle so uh...

John Dillinger came with some decent jokes, and it felt much more "battle rap" if "make personal attacks" is what qualifies xD good plays on word, and decently consistent with them - nothing stunning, but still solid.

ChatGPT needed more prompting, poor dude. did solid for what it was, I think fine tuning the prompts in the future will benefit them.

mvgt John Dillinger

[sral]

Not entirely sure what more we need for this one, JD got it pretty clear, thought Mumbai could have even been worded better for more impact really but it is what it is. Let’s get this round out of the way and then onto better.

[ACTIVATE SELF]

Bro… this whole concept is wild, lmao.

The whole point of a battle is to say clever, creative stuff while embarrassing your opponent—hurting their feelings even. But here’s the thing: A.I. doesn’t have feelings (as far as we know), so the personals don’t really hit. It’s not that they’re bad; they’re solid enough. They just don’t land with any weight because the “suspended reality” needed for this is a bit too much of a stretch. You feel me? lol

Anyway, judging it for what it is—JD got this easily. He clowned the bot and outwrote it with no problem. I legit chuckled at the Mumbai line, and the mono punch was a freebie, but he executed it perfectly. Solid work, JD.

Mono’s verse, though? Felt like something an eccentric 8th-grade music teacher would “perform” trying to be cool on pizza day. lol

strange times we’re in.

Vote: JD

[Etherwave]

JD I'm beefing with AI so.

[brokenhal0]

this is obviously a one sided victory for John Dillenger