how early is too early to murder your neighbor for doing lawn work on Saturday morning

Destroyer · 08-31-2013, 09:59 AM

fucking 8 o'clock dudes out there with a fucking chainsaw and leaf blower (no rawnmo)
I'm like not everybody is on a three-day meth binge faggot

Frank Metts · 08-31-2013, 10:09 AM

My neighbor out firing his Harley up at 7am every sat that its nice out and some sundays

Inno · 08-31-2013, 10:15 AM

We all go through it.

My neighbor like to blast spanish techno music on sundays around 10am lol

Wise Wiggles · 08-31-2013, 10:25 AM

You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through nitroglycerin plant.

Plot · 08-31-2013, 10:25 AM

I had jack hammers at 7;30am in my neighbours bathroom, (they're renovating and I live in and apartment building). Sound asleep after going to bed at 3:30 after staring at the ceiling for an hour feel into a light sleep and then ear-piercing shit from next door. I had to walk in there and scream curses, there was 2 Russian tradies jack hammering the bathroom, just looked at me blankly. I was so pissed, this was yesterday, went to work with 2 maybe hours sleep in the foulest mood.

uh-oh · 08-31-2013, 10:55 AM

nigga you cant use a jackhammer in an apartment building

Witty · 08-31-2013, 11:38 AM

Anything before midday = Death.

Certain · 08-31-2013, 11:46 AM

Yesterday, I was awoken at about 10 a.m. to the sound of one of our maintenance guys washing the outside of my bedroom window.

I had my blinds drawn, but that shit still is awkward.

God Of War · 08-31-2013, 11:55 AM

4 am

ill nik-A · 08-31-2013, 12:00 PM

My last neighbor's kids would call his mom puta! Puta! Consistently at 7am... While husband and wife would scream at each other at the top Of their lungs at 2am with the windows open and shit, I think dude use to beat her... Until I went ham, now thy don't live there anymore

Frank Metts · 08-31-2013, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ill nik-A

My last neighbor's kids would call his mom puta! Puta! Consistently at 7am... While husband and wife would scream at each other at the top Of their lungs at 2am with the windows open and shit, I think dude use to beat her... Until I went ham, now thy don't live there anymore

Do you live in a gated community in fla ?

ill nik-A · 08-31-2013, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank Metts

Do you live in a gated community in fla ?

Yes I do...

Frank Metts · 08-31-2013, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ill nik-A

Yes I do...

You thought I was going trayvon zimmerman on you didn't you. ... nah my grandma live in sebastion fla in a gated community and they would throw heads out quick for disturbance...

ill nik-A · 08-31-2013, 12:20 PM

Nah I didn't.. Anyway I didn't snitch I knocked on their door

Witty · 08-31-2013, 12:24 PM

I used to live beside this weird guy i went to school with and hung out with from time to time, and one night i woke with him in my bedroom asking if i wanted to go swimming, cuz i lived very close to a beach....but it was the middle of winter.

He went by himself.

He also used to stand on the rocks and make seal noises for hours.

God Of War · 08-31-2013, 12:46 PM

from all the time living in the city i think it made me where i cant sleep without noise. if its to quiet im fucked up and cant sleep

Witty · 08-31-2013, 12:51 PM

I listen to white noise to help me sleep.

Cuz my head has problems.

Neighbor · 08-31-2013, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ill nik-A

Nah I didn't.. Anyway I didn't snitch I knocked on their door

I've had to do this way more than I liked

Just give them the Patrick Bateman stare after you ambiguously threaten their safety

PancakeBrah · 08-31-2013, 01:15 PM

I had this dream last night that I was in this swinky hotel at the elevator. There's three elevators. I hit the up button. I'm heading to the third floor, just got out of the swimming pool. I'm in only my boxers. Door opens. Left most door. I get in. Two overweight mexican ladies run up. I hit the 'Close Door' button, but it doesn't work. They get in, and press the button for '5'. I've already hit the '3' button. We go up, I look at the LED light indicating the floor we're on. We stop at floor '3-5'. Door opens. We're like wtf. We press the close door button, but it doesn't go. We sheepishly get off. There's 20+ people all waiting at the elevators. The elevator door closes. As soon as it does, the blue and white carpet infront of the steel elevator waiting area starts to go in a counter-clockwise circle slowly (We're in a tall, circular hotel). All of us walk onto it. We spin until we stop in a lobby with glass hologram walls. There's three gunmen with boar masks or pig masks sitting on the chairs. We all go in the lobby. We're then brainwashed. I forgot to what for. But everyone's becoming brainwashed. But it doesn't effect me. I'm like....holy shit. I start running. Then the pig/boar masked guys shoot their guns, but they release like floating dots that just chase after me. I don't know what the fuck those dots are going to do, but it can't be good. I start running away from the dots. But then the floor starts spinning again, like a treadmill this time because I'm running against it. It starts going too fast, and I'm running in place. The dots are closing in.

And then I woke up.

God Of War · 08-31-2013, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

I had this dream last night that I was in this swinky hotel at the elevator. There's three elevators. I hit the up button. I'm heading to the third floor, just got out of the swimming pool. I'm in only my boxers. Door opens. Left most door. I get in. Two overweight mexican ladies run up. I hit the 'Close Door' button, but it doesn't work. They get in, and press the button for '5'. I've already hit the '3' button. We go up, I look at the LED light indicating the floor we're on. We stop at floor '3-5'. Door opens. We're like wtf. We press the close door button, but it doesn't go. We sheepishly get off. There's 20+ people all waiting at the elevators. The elevator door closes. As soon as it does, the blue and white carpet infront of the steel elevator waiting area starts to go in a counter-clockwise circle slowly (We're in a tall, circular hotel). All of us walk onto it. We spin until we stop in a lobby with glass hologram walls. There's three gunmen with boar masks or pig masks sitting on the chairs. We all go in the lobby. We're then brainwashed. I forgot to what for. But everyone's becoming brainwashed. But it doesn't effect me. I'm like....holy shit. I start running. Then the pig/boar masked guys shoot their guns, but they release like floating dots that just chase after me. I don't know what the fuck those dots are going to do, but it can't be good. I start running away from the dots. But then the floor starts spinning again, like a treadmill this time because I'm running against it. It starts going too fast, and I'm running in place. The dots are closing in.

And then I woke up.

thats crazy cuz rawn had the exact same dream

08-31-2013, 09:59 AM	#1
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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I used to live beside this weird guy i went to school with and hung out with from time to time, and one night i woke with him in my bedroom asking if i wanted to go swimming, cuz i lived very close to a beach....but it was the middle of winter. He went by himself. He also used to stand on the rocks and make seal noises for hours. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

08-31-2013, 12:51 PM	#17
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I listen to white noise to help me sleep. Cuz my head has problems. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	My neighbor out firing his Harley up at 7am every sat that its nice out and some sundays

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Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	We all go through it. My neighbor like to blast spanish techno music on sundays around 10am lol

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Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	I had jack hammers at 7;30am in my neighbours bathroom, (they're renovating and I live in and apartment building). Sound asleep after going to bed at 3:30 after staring at the ceiling for an hour feel into a light sleep and then ear-piercing shit from next door. I had to walk in there and scream curses, there was 2 Russian tradies jack hammering the bathroom, just looked at me blankly. I was so pissed, this was yesterday, went to work with 2 maybe hours sleep in the foulest mood.

08-31-2013, 10:55 AM	#6
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Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Yesterday, I was awoken at about 10 a.m. to the sound of one of our maintenance guys washing the outside of my bedroom window. I had my blinds drawn, but that shit still is awkward.

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God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	from all the time living in the city i think it made me where i cant sleep without noise. if its to quiet im fucked up and cant sleep

08-31-2013, 01:15 PM	#19
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I had this dream last night that I was in this swinky hotel at the elevator. There's three elevators. I hit the up button. I'm heading to the third floor, just got out of the swimming pool. I'm in only my boxers. Door opens. Left most door. I get in. Two overweight mexican ladies run up. I hit the 'Close Door' button, but it doesn't work. They get in, and press the button for '5'. I've already hit the '3' button. We go up, I look at the LED light indicating the floor we're on. We stop at floor '3-5'. Door opens. We're like wtf. We press the close door button, but it doesn't go. We sheepishly get off. There's 20+ people all waiting at the elevators. The elevator door closes. As soon as it does, the blue and white carpet infront of the steel elevator waiting area starts to go in a counter-clockwise circle slowly (We're in a tall, circular hotel). All of us walk onto it. We spin until we stop in a lobby with glass hologram walls. There's three gunmen with boar masks or pig masks sitting on the chairs. We all go in the lobby. We're then brainwashed. I forgot to what for. But everyone's becoming brainwashed. But it doesn't effect me. I'm like....holy shit. I start running. Then the pig/boar masked guys shoot their guns, but they release like floating dots that just chase after me. I don't know what the fuck those dots are going to do, but it can't be good. I start running away from the dots. But then the floor starts spinning again, like a treadmill this time because I'm running against it. It starts going too fast, and I'm running in place. The dots are closing in. And then I woke up. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder