where would you piss if you were blind?

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this cat i know is running for state senate, he's blind and broke so i volunteered to be his treasurer until he can afford a real one.

we got a bunch of his donation checks in the mail at the crib so i put them in a bag and left it on the stoop for him to pick up

i hear his walking stick smackin around and his cell phone talking to him outside so i know he's out there pickin this stuff up

a few minutes go by and i peek out the window to see if hes tryna come in or if hes gone or what


i literally watch this dude wobble over to the middle of my yard, fully drop trou and start pissing. hes pushin 300 lbs so this was quite the sight.


clearly i'm not gonna say anything but it got me wondering

where would you piss if you were blind??

you could literally get away with ANYTHING