where would you piss if you were blind?
 

this cat i know is running for state senate, he's blind and broke so i volunteered to be his treasurer until he can afford a real one.

we got a bunch of his donation checks in the mail at the crib so i put them in a bag and left it on the stoop for him to pick up

i hear his walking stick smackin around and his cell phone talking to him outside so i know he's out there pickin this stuff up

a few minutes go by and i peek out the window to see if hes tryna come in or if hes gone or what


i literally watch this dude wobble over to the middle of my yard, fully drop trou and start pissing. hes pushin 300 lbs so this was quite the sight.


clearly i'm not gonna say anything but it got me wondering

where would you piss if you were blind??

you could literally get away with ANYTHING

like this dude wears such loose fitting clothes already i literally watched him baby-shake his hips and his sweatpants dropped like building 7 on 9/11 i'm tellin you if i didnt have a heart i would've filmed the whole thing

lol..

the more concerning matter is what state culd this blind man by runnin for senate in..

whachu mean brotha you don't need vision to have a vision

yea I understand all that..

but you just told me this man shimmy shook his drawers down n pist in ur front lawn

blind or not I need to kno where hes runnin.. how else can I vote this guy in?

now I think ur liein..

u fuckin liein bro?

Let me find out..

CALI bro. u gotta be 18 to vote tho

so now im not old enuff?

likely story homie..

Felons can vote?

so like cool thread I guess...

so just like list places I guess? or u just wanted to tell this story?

also whats with the weird 9/11 reference

so ok but uhm

id piss in a box
id piss in a box with a fox
id piss in a train
id piss in a plane
id piss in a boat
id piss in a coat

You'd try.

Once.

Also being blind is legit my biggest fear.

I'd seriously contemplate ending my life if it ever happened. Don't know how people do it.

Also, I've always wondered, how do people who were born blind, dream?

Third post of godliness.

If I was blind I would piss wherever I wanted to because fuck you I'm blind.

"Wtf you just pissed on my leg"

"Oh yeah??? What colour was it???? Oh yellow??? MUST BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO USE YOUR EYES....FUCK OUTTA HEA FAGGOT!!!

*Continues to walk down the street, pissing nonchalantly

lmao

yo but I was thinkin... I read this book the other day haha was really good it really got down to the root concepts of FUCK UR MOTHER U COCKSUCKING FAGOT

It's like an audio book

If I were blind, I'd piss in a toilet... I'd just sit down while I did it.


Mods close this thread.

In my panty

Lmao

lmaoooo

@Ghost1 this was the answer i was looking for

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