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10-27-2016, 09:02 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 686
Rep Power: 2908899   |
What would you average in the NBA?
Me 12 points 3 rbnds 6 ast 1.2 steals 0.7 blks
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10-27-2016, 09:06 PM
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DA GOD
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Canton Ohio
Posts: 12,362
Battle Record: 1-0
Champed - Beat Battle II
- Beat Battle V
- Beat Bags
Rep Power: 84181420 |
1 point per game
17 turnovers Id get to the foul line at least once, and i would make at least 1 free throw.
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EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS |
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10-27-2016, 09:11 PM
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The Bat God
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: The Crystal Labyrinth
Posts: 106
Battle Record: 1-2
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I would collapse from exhaustion after trying to lift my morbidly obese arms up to shoot.
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Deadlier than flammable nitrate mixed with samples of nightshade or tactical knifeblades and the savagest primates |
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10-27-2016, 09:15 PM
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Lime Life
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 16,978
Battle Record: 30-41
Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded
Champed - Lyric Olympics
- Summer Classic
Rep Power: 85235118 |
I would stop mid game and ask someone to explain the rules to me.
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He listens to voices inside of his mind
Explicit and poisonous violent crime.  |
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10-28-2016, 12:13 AM
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899406 |
No one would pass me the ball. I might be able to get a rebound or two because that'd be the only thing I would focus on. I would foul people, but they'd probably go right through me if it were a shooting foul.
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I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws. |
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10-28-2016, 01:07 AM
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SYRACUSE
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,031
Battle Record: 31-37
Champed - Write Night II
- Alias Topical Tournament
Rep Power: 4743547 |
30 pts 20 asst 15 reb 95 steals
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UNIFIED THEORY |
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10-28-2016, 03:06 AM
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Steel Cut
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,084
Battle Record: 19-10
Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x)
Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV
- Art of Writing League
Rep Power: 79005428 |
I'd lead the league in hustle plays in practice and encouraging comments to my teammates.
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You should be water |
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10-28-2016, 04:14 AM
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The Clown Prince
Join Date: Apr 2013
Posts: 5,046
Battle Record: 35-45
Champed - Art of Writing League
Rep Power: 59349682 |
21 Points, 8 assists, 3 steals, 4 turnovers...
depending on whose defending me I'm sure Id have a few anklebreakers in there
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10-29-2016, 03:23 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2015
Posts: 1,620
Rep Power: 21316672 |
6 pts 9 ast 3 stl 1 reb
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