What would you average in the NBA?
 

Me 12 points 3 rbnds 6 ast 1.2 steals 0.7 blks

1 point per game

17 turnovers

Id get to the foul line at least once, and i would make at least 1 free throw.

I would collapse from exhaustion after trying to lift my morbidly obese arms up to shoot.

I would stop mid game and ask someone to explain the rules to me.

No one would pass me the ball. I might be able to get a rebound or two because that'd be the only thing I would focus on. I would foul people, but they'd probably go right through me if it were a shooting foul.

30 pts 20 asst 15 reb 95 steals

I'd lead the league in hustle plays in practice and encouraging comments to my teammates.

21 Points, 8 assists, 3 steals, 4 turnovers...

depending on whose defending me I'm sure Id have a few anklebreakers in there

6 pts 9 ast 3 stl 1 reb