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Who are these losers? Guarantee no chicks'll let them smash If they're ever called a perfect 10... it's in reference to the silhouettes they cast I bet if there was beef that coward geek would miss it so he could eat If he ever got a gut check... it'd be equal to a country's GNP Dude's bigger than can be healthy. Someone get rid of this white monster He looks like that Cincinnati Gorilla escaped and became some faggot's life partner Other guy... typical "never seen the ocean get his tan from a spray" Shit... if he ever showed you his Surfboard... it's choreography while dancing to Bey This one is a bitch... get punch drunk and then get done with the fists The type to say he's straight edge while we all hope he just puts one to his wrists Both of these mutants ain't touching nothing. No broad would ever fuck 'em If they were ever involved in breeding... it's cuz their parents were 1st cousins ...blah... Last edited by Arch.; 05-31-2016 at 11:44 PM. |
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Not sure if it counts, but..
i'm tryna make the nation gluten-free. while his plans a big stretch when HE cleans out the bread basket, it means causing a shortage in the midwest. u teach mentally disabled kids. I know that aint gettin my mann poon bitches slob on your knob... & u placed sanitary wipes by the door to ur classroom homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session joes the black sheep of the family; what the fuck is homie holding? U look like Chris Farley.. but a '32 Belly Option' is the number of folds he's showing you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo dog I have theee better style; while u deal with ppl who'd sex a child ya boy got a son kiss. & the middle man w/ green here has the face of a pedophile |
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Who are these losers? Guarantee no chicks'll let them smash
If they're ever called a perfect 10... it's in reference to the silhouettes they cast Dude's bigger than can be healthy. Someone get rid of this white monster He looks like that Cincinnati Gorilla escaped and became some faggot's life partner Other guy... typical "never seen the ocean get his tan from a spray" Shit... if he ever showed you his Surfboard... it's choreography while dancing to Bey vs i'm tryna make the nation gluten-free. while his plans a big stretch when HE cleans out the bread basket, it means causing a shortage in the midwest. homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session joes the black sheep of the family; what the fuck is homie holding? U look like Chris Farley.. but a '32 Belly Option' is the number of folds he's showing you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo whooooooooooooo heat from both sides seen a Username line where he uses something with the number 10 looking like two ppl so that took a little edge off Arch's line for me, even though his was good some nice shit in there edged it slightly more in infs favour though this time out
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Yea this was much better than expected, Arch was pretty nice w/ it, style's sort of a throwback to the more sarcastic & harsh wit which was always dope. Anyway bar for bar in the overall battle, INFILTRATION went harder than Archetype, hope u stick around, good battle & propers to both.
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Who are these losers? Guarantee no chicks'll let them smash
If they're ever called a perfect 10... it's in reference to the silhouettes they cast I bet if there was beef that coward geek would miss it so he could eat If he ever got a gut check... it'd be equal to a country's GNP Dude's bigger than can be healthy. Someone get rid of this white monster He looks like that Cincinnati Gorilla escaped and became some faggot's life partner Vs homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo Both had some shit I wasn't really feelin but this is a dope battle. Arch started strong then fell off towards the end while inf had a few lines that just didn't do it for me. They came off as light or just felt weird. I'm going the other way on this one, I thought arch had the better lines, he had more misses but his hits hit harder imo. V. Arch |
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Who are these losers? Guarantee no chicks'll let them smash If they're ever called a perfect 10... it's in reference to the silhouettes they cast I bet if there was beef that coward geek would miss it so he could eat If he ever got a gut check... it'd be equal to a country's GNP Dude's bigger than can be healthy. Someone get rid of this white monster He looks like that Cincinnati Gorilla escaped and became some faggot's life partner Other guy... typical "never seen the ocean get his tan from a spray" Shit... if he ever showed you his Surfboard... it's choreography while dancing to Bey U were pretty consistent throughout this verse got some some laughs overall entertaining punches in reference to pic. Ur last 2 bars missed but other than that nice work. Infi i'm tryna make the nation gluten-free. while his plans a big stretch when HE cleans out the bread basket, it means causing a shortage in the midwest. homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session joes the black sheep of the family; what the fuck is homie holding? U look like Chris Farley.. but a '32 Belly Option' is the number of folds he's showing you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo U stayed pretty consistent here too man also entertaining shit Both did there thing kept me entertained just overall humor factor from out the jump. I just felt arch had the more humorous bars just overall better execution. V/Arch |
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Who are these losers? Guarantee no chicks'll let them smash
If they're ever called a perfect 10... it's in reference to the silhouettes they cast yeah this was decent I bet if there was beef that coward geek would miss it so he could eat If he ever got a gut check... it'd be equal to a country's GNP not a fan Dude's bigger than can be healthy. Someone get rid of this white monster He looks like that Cincinnati Gorilla escaped and became some faggot's life partner lol aight Other guy... typical "never seen the ocean get his tan from a spray" Shit... if he ever showed you his Surfboard... it's choreography while dancing to Bey lo cool This one is a bitch... get punch drunk and then get done with the fists The type to say he's straight edge while we all hope he just puts one to his wrists played Both of these mutants ain't touching nothing. No broad would ever fuck 'em If they were ever involved in breeding... it's cuz their parents were 1st cousins played vs i'm tryna make the nation gluten-free. while his plans a big stretch when HE cleans out the bread basket, it means causing a shortage in the midwest. lol cool u teach mentally disabled kids. I know that aint gettin my mann poon bitches slob on your knob... & u placed sanitary wipes by the door to ur classroom not feelin it homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session cool joes the black sheep of the family; what the fuck is homie holding? U look like Chris Farley.. but a '32 Belly Option' is the number of folds he's showing not a fan you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo this is missing something, was underwhelming dog I have theee better style; while u deal with ppl who'd sex a child ya boy got a son kiss. & the middle man w/ green here has the face of a pedophile aight This battle close as fuck to me and could really go either way, but I enjoyed kennys verse overall a little more so I gotta go with him. Was a hard pic to roast you guys had some decent material from it tho so props to both v/kenny
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Who are these losers? Guarantee no chicks'll let them smash If they're ever called a perfect 10... it's in reference to the silhouettes they cast Just realized ur dissing that pic lol. Nice. I bet if there was beef that coward geek would miss it so he could eat If he ever got a gut check... it'd be equal to a country's GNP This is ok Dude's bigger than can be healthy. Someone get rid of this white monster He looks like that Cincinnati Gorilla escaped and became some faggot's life partner Lol gone Other guy... typical "never seen the ocean get his tan from a spray" Shit... if he ever showed you his Surfboard... it's choreography while dancing to Bey Light This one is a bitch... get punch drunk and then get done with the fists The type to say he's straight edge while we all hope he just puts one to his wrists Played Both of these mutants ain't touching nothing. No broad would ever fuck 'em If they were ever involved in breeding... it's cuz their parents were 1st cousins Ok ...blah... Lol still doing this. Dead. i'm tryna make the nation gluten-free. while his plans a big stretch when HE cleans out the bread basket, it means causing a shortage in the midwest. Ok u teach mentally disabled kids. I know that aint gettin my mann poon bitches slob on your knob... & u placed sanitary wipes by the door to ur classroom Ok but how u doing joe Metts personals that got nothing to do w the pic. Smfh. homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session Light joes the black sheep of the family; what the fuck is homie holding? U look like Chris Farley.. but a '32 Belly Option' is the number of folds he's showing Fire you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo Dope dog I have theee better style; while u deal with ppl who'd sex a child ya boy got a son kiss. & the middle man w/ green here has the face of a pedophile Lol jeez So yea joe is fat an hangs out w inbred child molesters. Both verses agree on that. As we all do. Really not a fan of roast battles. Didn't enjoy this battle because of it. Arch had sum good stuff but infs last 3 clenched it for him imho. Good to see arch pen moving. V inf |
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Dude's bigger than can be healthy. Someone get rid of this white monster
He looks like that Cincinnati Gorilla escaped and became some faggot's life partner Other guy... typical "never seen the ocean get his tan from a spray" Shit... if he ever showed you his Surfboard... it's choreography while dancing to Bey vs homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session joes the black sheep of the family; what the fuck is homie holding? U look like Chris Farley.. but a '32 Belly Option' is the number of folds he's showing you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo V/inf, good battle arch had some nice shit i liked the gorilla bar, but i think inf took the dub here he had a real solid verses all around an mass transit bar was dope. props to both. |
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V/ arch not Kenny lol my bad
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Who are these losers? Guarantee no chicks'll let them smash
If they're ever called a perfect 10... it's in reference to the silhouettes they cast vs homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session joes the black sheep of the family; what the fuck is homie holding? U look like Chris Farley.. but a '32 Belly Option' is the number of folds he's showing you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo Although the quotes I've posted clearly shows a winner. It was actually closer than it seems. I was laughing through Arch's verse. Shit was funny but I didn't feel like it was hard-hitting. The Gorilla/Life Partner shit deaded me but it was too simple at the same time lol. The perfect 10 line was dope af though foreal. Inf that vertigo shit had me going aswell lol but I feel like the mass transit line was LOTB here for me. I aint' gonna' get too much into it cuz' I'm on my cell so I'm gonna' go for Inf. Good battle though. V/Inf
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