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Ghost1 05-26-2016 10:32 AM

Pic Battle - Arch vs Infiltration - Infiltration Wins
 
NBL Season 9


Due Tuesday May 31st
Extension available.



Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 20 lines
time limit can increase if both agree


NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
NO recycling
You must check in
Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
Agree on a line limit
May God have mercy on your souls

@Arch. @Infiltration

Saint 05-27-2016 03:33 AM

..Joe Metts roast I never got to finish

http://i.imgur.com/PaMyDcx.jpg

@Arch.

Arch. 05-28-2016 12:45 PM

Well...

Who are these losers? Guarantee no chicks'll let them smash
If they're ever called a perfect 10... it's in reference to the silhouettes they cast
I bet if there was beef that coward geek would miss it so he could eat
If he ever got a gut check... it'd be equal to a country's GNP
Dude's bigger than can be healthy. Someone get rid of this white monster
He looks like that Cincinnati Gorilla escaped and became some faggot's life partner
Other guy... typical "never seen the ocean get his tan from a spray"
Shit... if he ever showed you his Surfboard... it's choreography while dancing to Bey
This one is a bitch... get punch drunk and then get done with the fists
The type to say he's straight edge while we all hope he just puts one to his wrists
Both of these mutants ain't touching nothing. No broad would ever fuck 'em
If they were ever involved in breeding... it's cuz their parents were 1st cousins


...blah...

Ghost1 06-02-2016 08:13 AM

Bump

Saint 06-02-2016 10:33 AM

Not sure if it counts, but..

i'm tryna make the nation gluten-free. while his plans a big stretch
when HE cleans out the bread basket, it means causing a shortage in the midwest.
u teach mentally disabled kids. I know that aint gettin my mann poon
bitches slob on your knob... & u placed sanitary wipes by the door to ur classroom
homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons
I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session
joes the black sheep of the family; what the fuck is homie holding?
U look like Chris Farley.. but a '32 Belly Option' is the number of folds he's showing
you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know
thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo
dog I have theee better style; while u deal with ppl who'd sex a child
ya boy got a son kiss. & the middle man w/ green here has the face of a pedophile

sral 06-02-2016 10:50 AM

Who are these losers? Guarantee no chicks'll let them smash
If they're ever called a perfect 10... it's in reference to the silhouettes they cast
Dude's bigger than can be healthy. Someone get rid of this white monster
He looks like that Cincinnati Gorilla escaped and became some faggot's life partner
Other guy... typical "never seen the ocean get his tan from a spray"
Shit... if he ever showed you his Surfboard... it's choreography while dancing to Bey

vs

i'm tryna make the nation gluten-free. while his plans a big stretch
when HE cleans out the bread basket, it means causing a shortage in the midwest.
homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons
I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session
joes the black sheep of the family; what the fuck is homie holding?
U look like Chris Farley.. but a '32 Belly Option' is the number of folds he's showing
you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know
thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo


whooooooooooooo heat from both sides

seen a Username line where he uses something with the number 10 looking like two ppl so that took a little edge off Arch's line for me, even though his was good

some nice shit in there

edged it slightly more in infs favour though this time out

Schadenfreude 06-02-2016 06:29 PM

Yea this was much better than expected, Arch was pretty nice w/ it, style's sort of a throwback to the more sarcastic & harsh wit which was always dope. Anyway bar for bar in the overall battle, INFILTRATION went harder than Archetype, hope u stick around, good battle & propers to both.

Useless 06-03-2016 12:33 AM

Who are these losers? Guarantee no chicks'll let them smash
If they're ever called a perfect 10... it's in reference to the silhouettes they cast
I bet if there was beef that coward geek would miss it so he could eat
If he ever got a gut check... it'd be equal to a country's GNP
Dude's bigger than can be healthy. Someone get rid of this white monster
He looks like that Cincinnati Gorilla escaped and became some faggot's life partner


Vs


homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons
I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session
you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know
thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo



Both had some shit I wasn't really feelin but this is a dope battle. Arch started strong then fell off towards the end while inf had a few lines that just didn't do it for me. They came off as light or just felt weird. I'm going the other way on this one, I thought arch had the better lines, he had more misses but his hits hit harder imo.




V. Arch

Joe Boston 06-03-2016 10:31 AM

Arch


Who are these losers? Guarantee no chicks'll let them smash
If they're ever called a perfect 10... it's in reference to the silhouettes they cast
I bet if there was beef that coward geek would miss it so he could eat
If he ever got a gut check... it'd be equal to a country's GNP
Dude's bigger than can be healthy. Someone get rid of this white monster
He looks like that Cincinnati Gorilla escaped and became some faggot's life partner
Other guy... typical "never seen the ocean get his tan from a spray"
Shit... if he ever showed you his Surfboard... it's choreography while dancing to Bey

U were pretty consistent throughout this verse got some some laughs overall entertaining punches in reference to pic. Ur last 2 bars missed but other than that nice work.

Infi


i'm tryna make the nation gluten-free. while his plans a big stretch
when HE cleans out the bread basket, it means causing a shortage in the midwest.
homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons
I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session
joes the black sheep of the family; what the fuck is homie holding?
U look like Chris Farley.. but a '32 Belly Option' is the number of folds he's showing
you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know
thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo
U stayed pretty consistent here too man also entertaining shit

Both did there thing kept me entertained just overall humor factor from out the jump. I just felt arch had the more humorous bars just overall better execution.

V/Arch

Habitat 06-03-2016 04:33 PM

Who are these losers? Guarantee no chicks'll let them smash
If they're ever called a perfect 10... it's in reference to the silhouettes they cast
yeah this was decent
I bet if there was beef that coward geek would miss it so he could eat
If he ever got a gut check... it'd be equal to a country's GNP
not a fan
Dude's bigger than can be healthy. Someone get rid of this white monster
He looks like that Cincinnati Gorilla escaped and became some faggot's life partner
lol aight
Other guy... typical "never seen the ocean get his tan from a spray"
Shit... if he ever showed you his Surfboard... it's choreography while dancing to Bey
lo cool
This one is a bitch... get punch drunk and then get done with the fists
The type to say he's straight edge while we all hope he just puts one to his wrists
played
Both of these mutants ain't touching nothing. No broad would ever fuck 'em
If they were ever involved in breeding... it's cuz their parents were 1st cousins
played

vs

i'm tryna make the nation gluten-free. while his plans a big stretch
when HE cleans out the bread basket, it means causing a shortage in the midwest.
lol cool
u teach mentally disabled kids. I know that aint gettin my mann poon
bitches slob on your knob... & u placed sanitary wipes by the door to ur classroom
not feelin it
homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons
I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session
cool
joes the black sheep of the family; what the fuck is homie holding?
U look like Chris Farley.. but a '32 Belly Option' is the number of folds he's showing
not a fan
you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know
thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo
this is missing something, was underwhelming
dog I have theee better style; while u deal with ppl who'd sex a child
ya boy got a son kiss. & the middle man w/ green here has the face of a pedophile
aight

This battle close as fuck to me and could really go either way, but I enjoyed kennys verse overall a little more so I gotta go with him. Was a hard pic to roast you guys had some decent material from it tho so props to both

v/kenny

Ghost1 06-04-2016 06:10 PM

Well...

Who are these losers? Guarantee no chicks'll let them smash
If they're ever called a perfect 10... it's in reference to the silhouettes they cast

Just realized ur dissing that pic lol. Nice.

I bet if there was beef that coward geek would miss it so he could eat
If he ever got a gut check... it'd be equal to a country's GNP

This is ok

Dude's bigger than can be healthy. Someone get rid of this white monster
He looks like that Cincinnati Gorilla escaped and became some faggot's life partner

Lol gone

Other guy... typical "never seen the ocean get his tan from a spray"
Shit... if he ever showed you his Surfboard... it's choreography while dancing to Bey

Light

This one is a bitch... get punch drunk and then get done with the fists
The type to say he's straight edge while we all hope he just puts one to his wrists

Played

Both of these mutants ain't touching nothing. No broad would ever fuck 'em
If they were ever involved in breeding... it's cuz their parents were 1st cousins

Ok



...blah...
Lol still doing this. Dead.



i'm tryna make the nation gluten-free. while his plans a big stretch
when HE cleans out the bread basket, it means causing a shortage in the midwest.

Ok

u teach mentally disabled kids. I know that aint gettin my mann poon
bitches slob on your knob... & u placed sanitary wipes by the door to ur classroom

Ok but how u doing joe Metts personals that got nothing to do w the pic. Smfh.

homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons
I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session

Light

joes the black sheep of the family; what the fuck is homie holding?
U look like Chris Farley.. but a '32 Belly Option' is the number of folds he's showing

Fire

you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know
thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo

Dope

dog I have theee better style; while u deal with ppl who'd sex a child
ya boy got a son kiss. & the middle man w/ green here has the face of a pedophile


Lol jeez





So yea joe is fat an hangs out w inbred child molesters. Both verses agree on that. As we all do. Really not a fan of roast battles. Didn't enjoy this battle because of it. Arch had sum good stuff but infs last 3 clenched it for him imho. Good to see arch pen moving.


V inf

Ghost1 06-04-2016 06:44 PM

@Habitat wtf lol

I cant even guess who u voted for by ur line by line

please drop in and pick a battler that is......in this battle please.

Allen Knight 06-05-2016 02:04 PM

Dude's bigger than can be healthy. Someone get rid of this white monster
He looks like that Cincinnati Gorilla escaped and became some faggot's life partner
Other guy... typical "never seen the ocean get his tan from a spray"
Shit... if he ever showed you his Surfboard... it's choreography while dancing to Bey

vs


homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons
I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session

joes the black sheep of the family; what the fuck is homie holding?
U look like Chris Farley.. but a '32 Belly Option' is the number of folds he's showing
you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know
thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo


V/inf, good battle arch had some nice shit i liked the gorilla bar, but i think inf
took the dub here he had a real solid verses all around an mass transit bar was dope. props to both.

Habitat 06-05-2016 02:32 PM

V/ arch not Kenny lol my bad

Ghost1 06-05-2016 04:51 PM

4-3

Evolve 06-05-2016 05:14 PM

Who are these losers? Guarantee no chicks'll let them smash
If they're ever called a perfect 10... it's in reference to the silhouettes they cast

vs

homie. I'll catch u makin stops on ya shortbus route w/ big loud weapons
I haven't seen a mass transit that slow since ya digestive tract after a pig out session
joes the black sheep of the family; what the fuck is homie holding?
U look like Chris Farley.. but a '32 Belly Option' is the number of folds he's showing
you NEED a spinning class. but its all in ya head & it hurts to know
thats ironic.. cuz boys cholesterol is scary high to the point it started getting vertigo


Although the quotes I've posted clearly shows a winner. It was actually closer than it seems. I was laughing through Arch's verse. Shit was funny but I didn't feel like it was hard-hitting. The Gorilla/Life Partner shit deaded me but it was too simple at the same time lol. The perfect 10 line was dope af though foreal. Inf that vertigo shit had me going aswell lol but I feel like the mass transit line was LOTB here for me. I aint' gonna' get too much into it cuz' I'm on my cell so I'm gonna' go for Inf. Good battle though.

V/Inf


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