what if italians raised the price of spaghetti?

2tripple0 · 09-10-2013, 03:09 PM

i dont even know how to fathom this^^^

Frank · 09-10-2013, 03:20 PM

The world would turn to rice.

Asia would capitalize.

Only the rich would eat pasta.

They will twirl the expensive pasta with their silver spoon and bibs of Australian cotton.

Witty · 09-10-2013, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank

The world would turn to rice.

I don't know if this was meant as a joke, but it is actually true.

Mussolini already tried it, he had a pro-rice propaganda thing...dunno why, but italians did what Italians will always do, and that is whatever the fuck they want...and they wanted pasta, so he failed.

2tripple0 · 09-10-2013, 03:22 PM

or what if it kept going down like movie rental prices?

2tripple0 · 09-10-2013, 04:05 PM

i was going to try and use spaghetti as an allegory for that purpose but then i thought the price is only like two bucks why would you complain if your paying that price for something so bloody delicious

uh-oh · 09-10-2013, 05:12 PM

i'd pay 20 a box of spaghetti no problem

only if all pasta's went up

cuz if rigatoni/ziti/etc was still for the low i'd just say fuck spaghetti

rigatoni or campanelli is my favorite anyways. think its campanelli, its like the shit that looks like a sea shell you would blow into to SIGNAL THE ATTACK.

HEARTY.

but don't get me started on pastas bro's. eat em at least once to twice a week

TYSON · 09-10-2013, 05:14 PM

We would wage war

The Warden · 09-10-2013, 05:33 PM

20bucks for a box of noodles?!?!?!

U are wildin.

That shit is literally like 75cents lmao

The most id pay is 3bucks. F that

uh-oh · 09-10-2013, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Warden

20bucks for a box of noodles?!?!?!

U are wildin.

That shit is literally like 75cents lmao

The most id pay is 3bucks. F that

ITS PASTA

NOT NOODLES

ITALIANO CARD REVOKED

Witty · 09-10-2013, 05:35 PM

I've never paid 20 bucks for anything in my life.

Allen Knight · 09-10-2013, 05:41 PM

Im assuming witty walks around in socks wit wood boards duck taped to his feet
& wears a piece of insulation cut down the middle during the winter

Witty · 09-10-2013, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

Im assuming witty walks around in socks wit wood boards duck taped to his feet
& wears a piece of insulation cut down the middle during the winter

Lol you think I own socks?

Strikta · 09-10-2013, 06:05 PM

I'm Irish/German & I would snap.

I like bowtie myself.

& them multi colored swirly joints that go in alot of pasta salads.

Fire.

uh-oh · 09-10-2013, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

I'm Irish/German & I would snap.

I like bowtie myself.

& them multi colored swirly joints that go in alot of pasta salads.

Fire.

YO

i slept on pasta salads forever cuz people would put wack shit in there

but my homies mom made some with those, chunks of ham, and chunks of different cheeses with italian dressing

AYOOOOO

most people put veggies and shit in it. im a carnivore yo

fuck is a vegetable

2tripple0 · 04-17-2016, 04:25 PM

I only eat when I get an appetite and look forward to digestion although I usually eat too much and afterwards feeling bloated and I'm not always a three meal a day person so add all this up and fast track ya way to ya local star market lol

SHECK WES · 04-17-2016, 05:14 PM

There's no fuckin way this was an actual thread

2tripple0 · 04-17-2016, 05:46 PM

Wow was that a set up fuck you go rubber duck your way up the threads bro your whole style fag go rush some homo dick for his biscuits?? Rip you like a hole in my socks brother one liners and punches to cover you bitch fag can't touch his toes so I'm handing him a loss lol go breathe life into something deeper and more meaningful I hate when guys look at me like yes I was challenged to lol is it bright enough to stay out of bed so I'll rep u for that keeping it on the hush and not tagging any shit on someone so again proper for posting but best believe I keep ya hoes at deck

Vulgar · 04-17-2016, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 2tripple0

go breathe life into something deeper and more meaningful

Jesus Christ, this is powerful stuff.

2tripple0 · 04-17-2016, 11:37 PM

Wait I've been to faulty you really don't understand how it's possible to buy spaghetti so cheap when it tastes so good you know what else tastes good chicken and bacon wraps and monster energy drinks dope shit eat it if you got it crew

Sharp · 04-17-2016, 07:09 PM

Don...... Demarco?

09-10-2013, 03:09 PM	#1
2tripple0 death warmed over Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Downstairs illstreet dam Posts: 2,564 Battle Record: 6-21 Rep Power: 0	what if italians raised the price of spaghetti? i dont even know how to fathom this^^^

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Frank Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,228 Champed - NWL Season 2 - Art of Writing League (5x) - Lime Green Poetry Association - AOWL Season 6 - AOWL Season 10 Rep Power: 3853347	The world would turn to rice. Asia would capitalize. Only the rich would eat pasta. They will twirl the expensive pasta with their silver spoon and bibs of Australian cotton. __________________ *VETWORK*

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04-17-2016, 04:25 PM	#15
2tripple0 death warmed over Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Downstairs illstreet dam Posts: 2,564 Battle Record: 6-21 Rep Power: 0	I only eat when I get an appetite and look forward to digestion although I usually eat too much and afterwards feeling bloated and I'm not always a three meal a day person so add all this up and fast track ya way to ya local star market lol __________________ https://soundcloud.com/user-876573949/ https://soundcloud.com/user-634430314/

09-10-2013, 03:22 PM	#4
2tripple0 death warmed over Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Downstairs illstreet dam Posts: 2,564 Battle Record: 6-21 Rep Power: 0	or what if it kept going down like movie rental prices?

09-10-2013, 04:05 PM	#5
2tripple0 death warmed over Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Downstairs illstreet dam Posts: 2,564 Battle Record: 6-21 Rep Power: 0	i was going to try and use spaghetti as an allegory for that purpose but then i thought the price is only like two bucks why would you complain if your paying that price for something so bloody delicious

09-10-2013, 05:12 PM	#6
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	i'd pay 20 a box of spaghetti no problem only if all pasta's went up cuz if rigatoni/ziti/etc was still for the low i'd just say fuck spaghetti rigatoni or campanelli is my favorite anyways. think its campanelli, its like the shit that looks like a sea shell you would blow into to SIGNAL THE ATTACK. HEARTY. but don't get me started on pastas bro's. eat em at least once to twice a week

09-10-2013, 05:14 PM	#7
TYSON IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,967 Battle Record: 10-15 Rep Power: 23089122	We would wage war

09-10-2013, 06:05 PM	#13
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	I'm Irish/German & I would snap. I like bowtie myself. & them multi colored swirly joints that go in alot of pasta salads. Fire.

04-17-2016, 05:14 PM	#16
SHECK WES Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 690 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 4173632	There's no fuckin way this was an actual thread

04-17-2016, 05:46 PM	#17
2tripple0 death warmed over Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Downstairs illstreet dam Posts: 2,564 Battle Record: 6-21 Rep Power: 0	Wow was that a set up fuck you go rubber duck your way up the threads bro your whole style fag go rush some homo dick for his biscuits?? Rip you like a hole in my socks brother one liners and punches to cover you bitch fag can't touch his toes so I'm handing him a loss lol go breathe life into something deeper and more meaningful I hate when guys look at me like yes I was challenged to lol is it bright enough to stay out of bed so I'll rep u for that keeping it on the hush and not tagging any shit on someone so again proper for posting but best believe I keep ya hoes at deck __________________ https://soundcloud.com/user-876573949/ https://soundcloud.com/user-634430314/

04-17-2016, 11:37 PM	#19
2tripple0 death warmed over Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Downstairs illstreet dam Posts: 2,564 Battle Record: 6-21 Rep Power: 0	Wait I've been to faulty you really don't understand how it's possible to buy spaghetti so cheap when it tastes so good you know what else tastes good chicken and bacon wraps and monster energy drinks dope shit eat it if you got it crew __________________ https://soundcloud.com/user-876573949/ https://soundcloud.com/user-634430314/

04-17-2016, 07:09 PM	#20
Sharp HE / HIM / FRAC Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: PA Posts: 11,592 Battle Record: 56-21 Accomplishments - 50+ Wins Champed - The Ultimate Writer - NBL Cypher - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12601538	Don...... Demarco?