what if italians raised the price of spaghetti?
 

i dont even know how to fathom this^^^

The world would turn to rice.

Asia would capitalize.

Only the rich would eat pasta.

They will twirl the expensive pasta with their silver spoon and bibs of Australian cotton.

or what if it kept going down like movie rental prices?

I don't know if this was meant as a joke, but it is actually true.

Mussolini already tried it, he had a pro-rice propaganda thing...dunno why, but italians did what Italians will always do, and that is whatever the fuck they want...and they wanted pasta, so he failed.

i was going to try and use spaghetti as an allegory for that purpose but then i thought the price is only like two bucks why would you complain if your paying that price for something so bloody delicious

i'd pay 20 a box of spaghetti no problem

only if all pasta's went up

cuz if rigatoni/ziti/etc was still for the low i'd just say fuck spaghetti

rigatoni or campanelli is my favorite anyways. think its campanelli, its like the shit that looks like a sea shell you would blow into to SIGNAL THE ATTACK.

HEARTY.

but don't get me started on pastas bro's. eat em at least once to twice a week

We would wage war

20bucks for a box of noodles?!?!?!

U are wildin.

That shit is literally like 75cents lmao

The most id pay is 3bucks. F that

I've never paid 20 bucks for anything in my life.

Im assuming witty walks around in socks wit wood boards duck taped to his feet
& wears a piece of insulation cut down the middle during the winter

ITS PASTA

NOT NOODLES

ITALIANO CARD REVOKED

I'm Irish/German & I would snap.

I like bowtie myself.

& them multi colored swirly joints that go in alot of pasta salads.

Fire.

Lol you think I own socks?

YO

i slept on pasta salads forever cuz people would put wack shit in there

but my homies mom made some with those, chunks of ham, and chunks of different cheeses with italian dressing

AYOOOOO

most people put veggies and shit in it. im a carnivore yo

fuck is a vegetable

I only eat when I get an appetite and look forward to digestion although I usually eat too much and afterwards feeling bloated and I'm not always a three meal a day person so add all this up and fast track ya way to ya local star market lol

There's no fuckin way this was an actual thread

Wow was that a set up fuck you go rubber duck your way up the threads bro your whole style fag go rush some homo dick for his biscuits?? Rip you like a hole in my socks brother one liners and punches to cover you bitch fag can't touch his toes so I'm handing him a loss lol go breathe life into something deeper and more meaningful I hate when guys look at me like yes I was challenged to lol is it bright enough to stay out of bed so I'll rep u for that keeping it on the hush and not tagging any shit on someone so again proper for posting but best believe I keep ya hoes at deck

Don...... Demarco?

Gone

Amazing thread.