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..i fucking hate when i go to use a vacuum and the last person didnt wrap the chord up the right way and the shits just tangled and allover the fucking place. i wanna choke the mutherfucker with the shit
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Bags will be avenged
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dude get a vacuum with a retractable cord
it's 2016 |
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Wehn I see a convertible with the top down and the windows up.
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Idk I don't sit around thinking of things to be mad at TOO BUSY MAKING MOVES
I WAAKE UP ALL VEGGIES NO EGGS I HIT THE GYM ALL CHEST NO LEEGGSS THEN I MAKE A SMOOOOOOTHIE |
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Well well weelllllll
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People who eat too loud or slurp their drinks
Movie theaters before the movie starts is a fucking nightmare |
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Geno threads
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Mike wrecka posts in general
mostly the ones where he relives his glory days of text at DaUnderground where there wasn't a big enough community to call him out as the worst of the worst to ever exist in the format
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Rich white ppls kids
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Bruh...we are in the midst of a race war....u kno white people don't like wen u say you don't like them. CMON.
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When you take a shit and that little fucking straggler just don't want to fall with it's other family members
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lol. ye da god. but not a big fan of this one. has its moments. but not one thoroughly dope track as awhole if you ask me. just a couple tracks with a couple dope spots. iono. doubt this one will grow on me
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that hurts man
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Had a toilet bowl full of pink water today. Butthole straight tore open and was bleeding like a bullet wound. Calmed down after about 5 minutes. Shit 2 hours later and my poop had a solid line down the side of red. All while at work. Should I see a doctor NCG's? Or is this a minor problem? |
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its called a hemmorhoid bro
get more fiber |
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could be an anal fissure too, if you were super constipated and pushed out a massive log
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