biggest pet peeves thread
 

..i fucking hate when i go to use a vacuum and the last person didnt wrap the chord up the right way and the shits just tangled and allover the fucking place. i wanna choke the mutherfucker with the shit

dude get a vacuum with a retractable cord
it's 2016

Wehn I see a convertible with the top down and the windows up.

Idk I don't sit around thinking of things to be mad at TOO BUSY MAKING MOVES

I WAAKE UP ALL VEGGIES NO EGGS I HIT THE GYM ALL CHEST NO LEEGGSS THEN I MAKE A SMOOOOOOTHIE

Well well weelllllll

People who eat too loud or slurp their drinks

Movie theaters before the movie starts is a fucking nightmare

Geno threads

Mike wrecka posts in general

mostly the ones where he relives his glory days of text at DaUnderground where there wasn't a big enough community to call him out as the worst of the worst to ever exist in the format

Rich white ppls kids

Bruh...we are in the midst of a race war....u kno white people don't like wen u say you don't like them. CMON.

When you take a shit and that little fucking straggler just don't want to fall with it's other family members

lol. ye da god. but not a big fan of this one. has its moments. but not one thoroughly dope track as awhole if you ask me. just a couple tracks with a couple dope spots. iono. doubt this one will grow on me

White women and the bieber are the only white I can stomach

that hurts man

Speaking of shitting...

Had a toilet bowl full of pink water today. Butthole straight tore open and was bleeding like a bullet wound. Calmed down after about 5 minutes. Shit 2 hours later and my poop had a solid line down the side of red. All while at work.

Should I see a doctor NCG's? Or is this a minor problem?

its called a hemmorhoid bro
get more fiber

could be an anal fissure too, if you were super constipated and pushed out a massive log

You are only white in theory as u exist as a txt entity in the Ethernet

That being said ur cool

Stop getting fucked in the ass