Who here has had success on dating sites?

Vulgar · 12-08-2014, 05:21 PM

H

~RustyGunZ~ · 12-08-2014, 05:25 PM

I've had employees that boasted their success on dating sites

They were all undesirable losers. The women they found were typically overweight and ugly.

Diode · 12-08-2014, 05:56 PM

Cleaned up on OKC but that was over 5 years ago before the weirdos showed up

El Muffin · 12-08-2014, 06:00 PM

i go to farmersonly.com lookin for cows to fuck

sup

Geno · 12-09-2014, 11:37 AM

Pshhhh. Between pof Nd datehookup.com ive fucked about 200 broads. Im not even exagerati g lmao. If ur in the dmv and on those sites than its very possible ive LreDy fuxked yo bitch lmaooooooo

Geno · 12-09-2014, 11:39 AM

Oh. Anf the secret is comedy. Makem laugh and ur in the panties. On or offline. Obv

big baby · 12-09-2014, 12:02 PM

didn't no si many woman had low standards

El Muffin · 12-09-2014, 12:14 PM

bb=tank man of tiannemen(sp) square

Badweather · 12-09-2014, 12:24 PM

I tried it for a couple of weeks like 7 or 8 years ago. No luck.

Sharp · 12-09-2014, 12:33 PM

Itt genocide thinks everyone else is his pubescent nephew

topkek · 12-09-2014, 12:49 PM

TINDER

Tinder is wicked easy to work game

OKC is for psychopaths & low response rate
POF is for the gremlins who didn't get laid on OKC
Match.com is for depressed cubicle workers

Normally my advice would be don't over think it & be casual, but if you have no clue what you're doing-

- Profile: 4 pictures.

Main one is a relatively recent, clean shot of you doing something interesting, dressed well, and u can see all your facial features/ body type. Don't take good pictures? Ask a photographer friend to take pictures for you, if they're any good they will come out dope. Yeah u can pick one from when you were shredded 3 years ago, cropped etc but you're making it hard for yourself when you meet up

Then, whatever you like for other 3 shots. usually good to have one with the bros and one with a female friend. Pets, family poses, you doing a sport or at the beach with a beer and hand are guaranteed yeses

Profile: this is a waste of time. Don't leave it blank. Put something witty, hint at the kind of girl you're looking for, put a movie quote or Arrested Development quote or something that says "I'm a regular guy who has no problem getting laid and not inflicting multiple stab wounds on my Craigslist dates"

COOL. Now you are a Really Swell Guy Who Seems Mildly Interesting But Not Weird For Being On Tinder. Projecting this is how you're gonna reel in the girls with the same mindset, AKA fish in a barrel.

Remember that any time you break character, women are gonna notice & think you're dishonest & possibly flake
This is true for being yourself too, like

Alright, talking to these women & matching.
To begin with, I need you to swipe yeswardly like a fucking autist with a scratch ticket addiction. Don't fucking stop until you have 30 matches. Then tag me

I'll cover actually getting them on a date with u in a later post ITT gotta run

El Muffin · 12-09-2014, 01:36 PM

wtf.

who is this social media guru

Vulgar · 12-09-2014, 02:47 PM

lol jesus

Blanco Bishop · 12-09-2014, 03:02 PM

Lol

This nigga pounced on this thread.

Trying to Will Smith hitch the shit out this bitch

Geno · 12-09-2014, 03:14 PM

Lol @bb. played nicely

Sharp · 12-09-2014, 03:18 PM

vulg

you gotta do everything he said

I want part 2

Glossy Finish Dick Lips · 12-09-2014, 03:28 PM

this nigga bags mad pixel pussy.

he the hue hefner of skype.

topkek · 12-09-2014, 06:20 PM

take your time mang just post screenshots of the end product

uh-oh · 12-09-2014, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff

wtf.

who is this social media guru

lmfao this killed me. rep

12-08-2014, 05:21 PM	#1
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Who here has had success on dating sites? H Last edited by Vulgar; 12-06-2021 at 10:42 AM.

12-08-2014, 05:56 PM	#3
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	Cleaned up on OKC but that was over 5 years ago before the weirdos showed up __________________

12-08-2014, 06:00 PM	#4
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	i go to farmersonly.com lookin for cows to fuck sup __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

12-09-2014, 11:37 AM	#5
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Pshhhh. Between pof Nd datehookup.com ive fucked about 200 broads. Im not even exagerati g lmao. If ur in the dmv and on those sites than its very possible ive LreDy fuxked yo bitch lmaooooooo __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

12-09-2014, 11:39 AM	#6
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Oh. Anf the secret is comedy. Makem laugh and ur in the panties. On or offline. Obv __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

12-08-2014, 05:25 PM	#2
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	I've had employees that boasted their success on dating sites They were all undesirable losers. The women they found were typically overweight and ugly.

12-09-2014, 12:14 PM	#8
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	bb=tank man of tiannemen(sp) square __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

12-09-2014, 12:24 PM	#9
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	I tried it for a couple of weeks like 7 or 8 years ago. No luck. __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

12-09-2014, 12:49 PM	#11
topkek Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 2808404	FOR VULGAR TINDER Tinder is wicked easy to work game OKC is for psychopaths & low response rate POF is for the gremlins who didn't get laid on OKC Match.com is for depressed cubicle workers Normally my advice would be don't over think it & be casual, but if you have no clue what you're doing- - Profile: 4 pictures. Main one is a relatively recent, clean shot of you doing something interesting, dressed well, and u can see all your facial features/ body type. Don't take good pictures? Ask a photographer friend to take pictures for you, if they're any good they will come out dope. Yeah u can pick one from when you were shredded 3 years ago, cropped etc but you're making it hard for yourself when you meet up Then, whatever you like for other 3 shots. usually good to have one with the bros and one with a female friend. Pets, family poses, you doing a sport or at the beach with a beer and hand are guaranteed yeses Profile: this is a waste of time. Don't leave it blank. Put something witty, hint at the kind of girl you're looking for, put a movie quote or Arrested Development quote or something that says "I'm a regular guy who has no problem getting laid and not inflicting multiple stab wounds on my Craigslist dates" COOL. Now you are a Really Swell Guy Who Seems Mildly Interesting But Not Weird For Being On Tinder. Projecting this is how you're gonna reel in the girls with the same mindset, AKA fish in a barrel. Remember that any time you break character, women are gonna notice & think you're dishonest & possibly flake This is true for being yourself too, like Alright, talking to these women & matching. To begin with, I need you to swipe yeswardly like a fucking autist with a scratch ticket addiction. Don't fucking stop until you have 30 matches. Then tag me I'll cover actually getting them on a date with u in a later post ITT gotta run

12-09-2014, 01:36 PM	#12
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	wtf. who is this social media guru __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

12-09-2014, 02:47 PM	#13
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	lol jesus

12-09-2014, 03:02 PM	#14
Blanco Bishop Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Cali Posts: 1,460 Battle Record: 11-20 Rep Power: 4150485	Lol This nigga pounced on this thread. Trying to Will Smith hitch the shit out this bitch

12-09-2014, 03:14 PM	#15
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Lol @bb. played nicely __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

12-09-2014, 03:28 PM	#17
Glossy Finish Dick Lips Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Astoria, NY Posts: 1,417 Battle Record: 10-4 Rep Power: 0	this nigga bags mad pixel pussy. he the hue hefner of skype.

12-09-2014, 06:20 PM	#18
topkek Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 2808404	take your time mang just post screenshots of the end product