Who here has had success on dating sites?
 

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I've had employees that boasted their success on dating sites

They were all undesirable losers. The women they found were typically overweight and ugly.

Cleaned up on OKC but that was over 5 years ago before the weirdos showed up

i go to farmersonly.com lookin for cows to fuck

sup

Pshhhh. Between pof Nd datehookup.com ive fucked about 200 broads. Im not even exagerati g lmao. If ur in the dmv and on those sites than its very possible ive LreDy fuxked yo bitch lmaooooooo

Oh. Anf the secret is comedy. Makem laugh and ur in the panties. On or offline. Obv

didn't no si many woman had low standards

bb=tank man of tiannemen(sp) square

I tried it for a couple of weeks like 7 or 8 years ago. No luck.

Itt genocide thinks everyone else is his pubescent nephew

FOR VULGAR
 

TINDER

Tinder is wicked easy to work game

OKC is for psychopaths & low response rate
POF is for the gremlins who didn't get laid on OKC
Match.com is for depressed cubicle workers

Normally my advice would be don't over think it & be casual, but if you have no clue what you're doing-

- Profile: 4 pictures.

Main one is a relatively recent, clean shot of you doing something interesting, dressed well, and u can see all your facial features/ body type. Don't take good pictures? Ask a photographer friend to take pictures for you, if they're any good they will come out dope. Yeah u can pick one from when you were shredded 3 years ago, cropped etc but you're making it hard for yourself when you meet up

Then, whatever you like for other 3 shots. usually good to have one with the bros and one with a female friend. Pets, family poses, you doing a sport or at the beach with a beer and hand are guaranteed yeses

Profile: this is a waste of time. Don't leave it blank. Put something witty, hint at the kind of girl you're looking for, put a movie quote or Arrested Development quote or something that says "I'm a regular guy who has no problem getting laid and not inflicting multiple stab wounds on my Craigslist dates"



COOL. Now you are a Really Swell Guy Who Seems Mildly Interesting But Not Weird For Being On Tinder. Projecting this is how you're gonna reel in the girls with the same mindset, AKA fish in a barrel.

Remember that any time you break character, women are gonna notice & think you're dishonest & possibly flake
This is true for being yourself too, like


Alright, talking to these women & matching.
To begin with, I need you to swipe yeswardly like a fucking autist with a scratch ticket addiction. Don't fucking stop until you have 30 matches. Then tag me

I'll cover actually getting them on a date with u in a later post ITT gotta run

wtf.

who is this social media guru

lol jesus

Lol

This nigga pounced on this thread.

Trying to Will Smith hitch the shit out this bitch

Lol @bb. played nicely

vulg

you gotta do everything he said

I want part 2

this nigga bags mad pixel pussy.




he the hue hefner of skype.

take your time mang just post screenshots of the end product

lmfao this killed me. rep