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MMA fighter vs. A chimpanzee , who would win
chimps maul peoples faces off, but its always people that aren't fighting back. they go in the fetal position while the monkey rages on them.
chimps are stronger in some ways. actually most ways. but no way can a monkey bench press more than a body builder so iono what if a trained MMA fighter went maniac psycho on a monkey , using grappling and striking skills what would be the outcome
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07-21-2014, 08:04 PM
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- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
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- colin kaepernick
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Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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07-21-2014, 08:35 PM
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Im a trained mma fighter. Id say strength vs skill & strength. Granted i heard those things are really strong. So ima go with mma fighter on this one
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07-21-2014, 11:54 PM
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just because i train 4 days a week doesn't mean metamoris is calling me up to fill in next week. fightpage link, pls.
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07-22-2014, 01:49 PM
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Anything delicate on your body is getting straight ripped the fuck off by a pissed off chimp, trust.
There's niggas missing their eyes, nose, mouth, dick and nuts ALL TOGETHER cause a chimp flipped on them. MMA fighters train to fight other MMA fighters, Chimps go into Hulk Smash rage mode and beat shit into pulps. You better be way strapped if one runs up on you or you are fucked. |
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07-21-2014, 08:36 PM
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incorrect.
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07-21-2014, 08:49 PM
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07-21-2014, 08:50 PM
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chimp all day
cake, close thread
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07-21-2014, 08:51 PM
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5 mma fighters
1 chimp chimp wins ALL FUCKING DAY
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07-21-2014, 08:51 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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honestly i dont know if 30 could do it
can you even hurt a chimpanzee with human blows? maybe 10 humans with machetes
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mustachio has redeemed himself with that one pic. ive been trying to hate on you because you are an entity rather than a real person. but as a fellow human who has googled shaved chimpanzees/bald chimps you are now my homie
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07-21-2014, 08:54 PM
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Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 |
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Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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Chimp wins. Dumb question.
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