This title says absolutely nothing and you just wasted your time by reading it.

[Zen]

Guys, this is getting boring.

So I made my bitch fetch Fletch with Chevy Chase after she cooked a chicken breast smothered in vinaigrette at eleven to eight.
I screamed, "Bitch you deaf!? I told you I already ate!!"
I grabbed the plate and threw it at the wall and laughed in her face as she went to the room and bawled and busted in through it, bawling and cussin. This all went amuck, shit. Fuckin fumin I yell, "I love you Judith!"
Now, this was an obvious ploy to make me feel bad because she's a a dumb bitch who can't listen, but I love her tits so I went and sat down in the damn kitchen and picked up the chicken off the floor and ate it. "Mmm baby. I adore this flavor I want more if you could make it!"
I lied.
"Fuck you, you piece of shit!"
When she gets angry, she usually needs the dick but the dumb whore locked the door so she couldn't get it. Not even the tip :(

So I went back to the couch and the weed was ready. I hit it and breathed heavy and pressed play expecting to see Chevy back before he sucked but instead I get some crap with some nuns runnin around and actin all fun!

"Sister Act" popped on the screen. I wanted to whip her ass but the door was still locked from me, so I imagined it.

...."Bet you can't whoop me!!"...

Snap back to the couch and I'm yellin "Chevy not Whoopi!!" Then I passed out and never watched the movie :(