This title says absolutely nothing and you just wasted your time by reading it.
 

Guys, this is getting boring.

So I made my bitch fetch Fletch with Chevy Chase after she cooked a chicken breast smothered in vinaigrette at eleven to eight.
I screamed, "Bitch you deaf!? I told you I already ate!!"
I grabbed the plate and threw it at the wall and laughed in her face as she went to the room and bawled and busted in through it, bawling and cussin. This all went amuck, shit. Fuckin fumin I yell, "I love you Judith!"
Now, this was an obvious ploy to make me feel bad because she's a a dumb bitch who can't listen, but I love her tits so I went and sat down in the damn kitchen and picked up the chicken off the floor and ate it. "Mmm baby. I adore this flavor I want more if you could make it!"
I lied.
"Fuck you, you piece of shit!"
When she gets angry, she usually needs the dick but the dumb whore locked the door so she couldn't get it. Not even the tip :(

So I went back to the couch and the weed was ready. I hit it and breathed heavy and pressed play expecting to see Chevy back before he sucked but instead I get some crap with some nuns runnin around and actin all fun!

"Sister Act" popped on the screen. I wanted to whip her ass but the door was still locked from me, so I imagined it.

...."Bet you can't whoop me!!"...

Snap back to the couch and I'm yellin "Chevy not Whoopi!!" Then I passed out and never watched the movie :(

You in a dysfunctional relationship nigga

Yeah I think so too.

Lol. Like the experimentation structurally by the way, it was just a little too off kilter for me. I know zen knows how to scheme though. Interesting piece

This was a key. The Om's gotten too emo for my taste so I wanted to write about Chevy Chase.

It hasn't gotten too emo. I've just gotten too emo. And i'm 95% of the om.

This was cool. I don't care about structure or anything like that most of the time. Unless you want to go for some HOF type of shit, then, idk. Then again, I think the HOF is too structured. I like off structure. This should go into the HOF. Fuck it. Who cares. I do, but like, whatever. Not reallly. I mean it isnt that great. But yeah. I liked the subtle sly dry attempt at humor. It was stellar. Check out my last piece for your less emo pieces.

DAMMIT BIG BABY YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!

Ok I'm done free posting in my thread.

This one is great, loved the self deprecating humor and the haphazard description of the events. It's a bit misogynistic but that adds to the overall feeling of it as well.

haha sup zen. u really really didn't give a fuck at all about this one eh? haha. there was no sense of direction with this or even any structure lyrically... but u already know that and im sure u wrote this in under 5 mins so really im not sure what ur looking for in terms of feed hahaha. when u put zero effort in to the piece the reader will put zero back into the feed. anyways ur clearly MUCH better than this but i would've just kept this in the cypher section rather than the OM. Post a real post bro, its been a while!

Shut up @CopyPat!!

I liked this.

I liked this better on the second read. On the first read, I wanted to throw a kitten over a power line while shouting about yoga recommendations. But yeah, this was cool in an Eminem-rant way, which is probably what inspired you to do-dis.

Tend to your duties, Siddhartha.

reminded me a bit of eminem, lol @ not even the tip and never watched the movie. this was interesting to say the least...