Anyone fucked a virgin?

bleak · 03-01-2013, 01:19 PM

My new chick is a virgin.

"Bleak, you're such a faggot you shouldn't believe that shit."

Except I've known her since we were 12, my sister's known her since birth. so stfu.

Either way, is there anything I should be prepared for? I know she aint gonna know what she's doing, but I know that thing tight so she could just lay there for all I gaf.

Btw she's a virgin because she hasn't been wit a dude before me, she's had hella lesbo sex. Maybe that will make her better at suckin the d? Idk I know it raises the bar on my head game cause she's an expert.

Seem too good to be true, right? a virgin lesbian/bi who is willing to catch the d now?

I thought the same thing, but... it's true, and you wish you were me.

Dope girl · 03-01-2013, 01:32 PM

Yes, my ex. he stink at it.

Witty · 03-01-2013, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 2 Beautiful

Yes, my ex. he stink at it.

Wrong hole.

Chyeahhh!!! · 03-01-2013, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

Wrong hole.

omg...omg.omfg lmao

perfect setup and execution. Sorry DG

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-01-2013, 01:40 PM

by lesbian sex do you mean hetero and by virgin do you mean butt virgin?

confirm or confirm

Split · 03-01-2013, 02:07 PM

is this really the first thing you think when you meet a girl? how good she is at fucking?

anime_boners · 03-01-2013, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Split

is this really the first thing you think when you meet a girl? how good she is at fucking?

you are be facetious right?

trap. · 03-01-2013, 05:39 PM

C/S Split.

But my babymoms was one when I met her. Blood on the dick unless you small.

Witty · 03-01-2013, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by trap

But my babymoms was one when I met her. Blood on the dick unless you small.

I badly misinterpreted what this meant, and it made the rest of the post a lot worse.

bleak · 03-01-2013, 07:11 PM

Yea I already heard war stories bout that cherry, not worried about it.

And no Split. when I first meet a girl, I think of if her ass and tits make the bill

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-01-2013, 08:02 PM

how old are you bro

idk how you never ran into this in highschool unless you're still in highschool

bleak · 03-02-2013, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Knucklehead

how old are you bro

idk how you never ran into this in highschool unless you're still in highschool

I was with the same girl for 2 years of high school, n dropped out after 3.

Idk the oppurtunity just never came up.

It's less ironic that I posted this, and more ironic that half the people who said I'm a virgin are definittteeelllyyy still virgins. You can't say Hush is, cause he got a kid. But srsly? He whose name shall not be spoken told me I'm a virgin. wow. You haven't seen life forms in years. Dude got a sign that says-

There hasn't been humanity here in 17520 days.
with a card flipper to keep up with the loneliness.

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-02-2013, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by bleak

I was with the same girl for 2 years of high school, n dropped out after 3.

Idk the oppurtunity just never came up.

It's less ironic that I posted this, and more ironic that half the people who said I'm a virgin are definittteeelllyyy still virgins. You can't say Hush is, cause he got a kid. But srsly? He whose name shall not be spoken told me I'm a virgin. wow. You haven't seen life forms in years. Dude got a sign that says-

There hasn't been humanity here in 17520 days.
with a card flipper to keep up with the loneliness.

hm word, well it isn't great

how old is she? odd you'd meet someone that age that's a virgin and wants to let you hit unless you two are kinda serious

and idk if hush really has a kid he makes up most of this life

Scott Akers · 03-01-2013, 09:35 PM

you gotta master loosing your own virginity first.

Seyance · 03-01-2013, 09:40 PM

never has a more ironic comment been posted on a forum..

oh and yeah a few, including my current girl..

Hush · 03-02-2013, 10:08 AM

This dude a v

veritas · 03-02-2013, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Hush

This dude a v

Irony. Pot meet kettle

Hush · 03-02-2013, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by c.d.m.

Irony. Pot meet kettle

Oh hey here's the attention you ordered

03-02-2013, 11:25 AM

Vic hook line and sinkered this thread

Obv virgin is obv

Good luck young grasshoper

Witty · 03-02-2013, 02:02 PM

I'd like to be a virgin again, life was easier without females. Back when all I did was play football and hang out with the boys...then puberty came and I went a little bit crazy chasing after chicks and consuming vast amounts of crazy things, and now I'm just ready to chill again. I got a girl, she's pretty cool...other females don't enter my mind much these days tbh. Fuck it.

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Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I'd like to be a virgin again, life was easier without females. Back when all I did was play football and hang out with the boys...then puberty came and I went a little bit crazy chasing after chicks and consuming vast amounts of crazy things, and now I'm just ready to chill again. I got a girl, she's pretty cool...other females don't enter my mind much these days tbh. Fuck it. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	Vic hook line and sinkered this thread Obv virgin is obv Good luck young grasshoper