ITT Split Eight explains why he looks identical to this nerd but still tries to act tough on the internet

[Mike Wrecka]

THUG LIFE !





HE LOLS UPON THE REALIZATION THAT HIS RHYMES DONT RHYME
HE LOLS AS HIS LUNCH MONEY IS GETTING STOLEN
HE LOLS AT QUADRATIC EQUATIONS
HE LOLS AROUND WOMEN BECAUSE HE IS SOCIALLY AWKWARD
HE LOLS WHEN HIS MOM ASKS HIM WHY DOES HE HAVE A BLACK EYE AGAIN
SHE LOLS WHEN HE LIES AND SAYS HE FELL OF HIS BMX BIKE
HIS DAD LOLS WHEN THEY PLAY CATCH TOGETHER AND SPLIT THROWS LIKE A GIRL
HE LOLS AND GIGGLES ALL THE TIME
HE LOLS WHILE HE IS GETTING HIS HEAD DUNKED IN THE TOILET
HE LOLS WHILE HE READS THIS THREAD BUT THEN POSTS, "DIDNT LOL" IN A FUTILE ATTEMPT TO SEEM COOL
HE LOLS WHEN HE TICKLES HIMSELF WHILE MASTURBATING
HE LOLS WHEN BAND PRACTICE IS CANCELLED, BUT HE IS REALLY CRYING ON THE INSIDE
WE LOLD WHEN HE POSTED A PICTURE OF A DUSTY WEIGHT ROOM THAT DAD PURCHASED FOR HIM TO BULK UP BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUS THAT HE HAS NEVER STEPPED IN THAT ROOM EXCEPT TO PHOTOGRAPH IT FOR THE INTERNETS
I LOLD WHEN HE SAID THAT HE PISSED ON MY PARADE BECAUSE OF THE IRONY THAT HE IS ACTUALLY IN PARADES AS PART OF THE MARCHING BAND



SRS

[Eŋg]

@Sharp Nine

defend your honour.

add. splitty is a dick in a lot of ways, like most of us (except me), but i've never seen him 'act tough'

alright.

[Mike Wrecka]

he said he wanted to fight me

this is not for "lulz"

this is SRS question

[Diode]

[Frank]

Nah Split look like Hamilton Porter from the movie the sandlot

[Ryan 12]

Originally Posted by Diode

lmao ill admit this made me LOL



+0.0000000000000000000001

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by oXus

@Sharp Nine

defend your honour.

lol



but mike you're better than this

and if you're not i'll gladly battle you a few times so i can create the 30 wins club, which you'll probably eventually celebrate joining

[DLB]

so much irony in this thread

[Split]

I look like a young Buddy Holly



whereas Mike Wrecka looks like a extra Downsy version of Curly whose been held prisoner of bore in a punchline-free Mitch Hedberg impression for the last 10+ years as his personal life goes into a controlled descent, much like his waist line.

[veritas]

Split with the solid retort...