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ITT Split Eight explains why he looks identical to this nerd but still tries to act tough on the internet
THUG LIFE !
http://staticassets.www.theslap.com/...jpg?1348347535 HE LOLS UPON THE REALIZATION THAT HIS RHYMES DONT RHYME HE LOLS AS HIS LUNCH MONEY IS GETTING STOLEN HE LOLS AT QUADRATIC EQUATIONS HE LOLS AROUND WOMEN BECAUSE HE IS SOCIALLY AWKWARD HE LOLS WHEN HIS MOM ASKS HIM WHY DOES HE HAVE A BLACK EYE AGAIN SHE LOLS WHEN HE LIES AND SAYS HE FELL OF HIS BMX BIKE HIS DAD LOLS WHEN THEY PLAY CATCH TOGETHER AND SPLIT THROWS LIKE A GIRL HE LOLS AND GIGGLES ALL THE TIME HE LOLS WHILE HE IS GETTING HIS HEAD DUNKED IN THE TOILET HE LOLS WHILE HE READS THIS THREAD BUT THEN POSTS, "DIDNT LOL" IN A FUTILE ATTEMPT TO SEEM COOL HE LOLS WHEN HE TICKLES HIMSELF WHILE MASTURBATING HE LOLS WHEN BAND PRACTICE IS CANCELLED, BUT HE IS REALLY CRYING ON THE INSIDE WE LOLD WHEN HE POSTED A PICTURE OF A DUSTY WEIGHT ROOM THAT DAD PURCHASED FOR HIM TO BULK UP BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUS THAT HE HAS NEVER STEPPED IN THAT ROOM EXCEPT TO PHOTOGRAPH IT FOR THE INTERNETS I LOLD WHEN HE SAID THAT HE PISSED ON MY PARADE BECAUSE OF THE IRONY THAT HE IS ACTUALLY IN PARADES AS PART OF THE MARCHING BAND SRS |
@Sharp Nine
defend your honour. add. splitty is a dick in a lot of ways, like most of us (except me), but i've never seen him 'act tough' alright. |
he said he wanted to fight me
this is not for "lulz" this is SRS question |
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Nah Split look like Hamilton Porter from the movie the sandlot
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but mike you're better than this and if you're not i'll gladly battle you a few times so i can create the 30 wins club, which you'll probably eventually celebrate joining |
so much irony in this thread
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I look like a young Buddy Holly
whereas Mike Wrecka looks like a extra Downsy version of Curly whose been held prisoner of bore in a punchline-free Mitch Hedberg impression for the last 10+ years as his personal life goes into a controlled descent, much like his waist line. |
Split with the solid retort...
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