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10-12-2013, 08:49 PM
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Mic Check
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Calgary Alberta Canada
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Another Squalor
Just drank a bottle a chocolate milk
Now the stank is followin, rotten hell Holy shit these farts are righteous I blow emissions at bargain prices Stomach rumbling reservoirs Bum is thundering record farts My belly must be fucked inside It smells like something ugly died My lungs need oxygen to breathe But something’s wrong within my jeans Repetitive rips, no end in sight Intestinal whiffs of genocide Butt most heinous on planet earth Plus no bracing these random bursts I’ve lost control there’s no stopping it And my boxers toast, it’s so obvious Down to admit them, I’m proud a gas a bit But now I’m the victim of the loudest flatulence Smell is awful of fragrant gross Hella coughin, I gag and joke Small spurters and long lasting trailers They all burnin my contacts from vapors So exhausted, Pleading for the finish Oh just stop it, feeling so diminished Mentally drained and physically pained I eventually came to shit it away Sitting on the toilet and reminiscing It’s shitty how I spoiled this tremendous ripping What a way to punish water... Another day, another squalor
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