I got too high before school today and accidently walked an ugly bitch to class

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So I'm working on my physics lab with this girl and I'm just tripping out off of physics shit while she's telling me life stories n shit. The bell rings and I leave out the door with her cuz she's still fuckin talking to me, then SOMEHOW I end up at her class on the other side of campus. This scandalous ass bitch autopiloted me to her class with the sounds of fuckery being shot out of her mouth.

She's all like thanks for waking me to class, I'm like fuck, who the fuck are you?

I didn't say bye so that might be good

She thinks I'm into her now I think. Or I'm just a pompous ass. I hope it's the latter. That'd make the most sense.