I got too high before school today and accidently walked an ugly bitch to class
 

So I'm working on my physics lab with this girl and I'm just tripping out off of physics shit while she's telling me life stories n shit. The bell rings and I leave out the door with her cuz she's still fuckin talking to me, then SOMEHOW I end up at her class on the other side of campus. This scandalous ass bitch autopiloted me to her class with the sounds of fuckery being shot out of her mouth.

She's all like thanks for waking me to class, I'm like fuck, who the fuck are you?

I didn't say bye so that might be good

She thinks I'm into her now I think. Or I'm just a pompous ass. I hope it's the latter. That'd make the most sense.

One of the things teenagers don't understand is that having sex with almost any teen girl is not something to pass up. Be the first of your friends to abandon your supposedly high standards, and you'll reap great reward and be ahead of the curve.

Maybe she was just as high n thinking the same thing u are

Just a thought

Being high is not an excuse
Drunk maybe but high? No fucking way

Pay attention in class.

So you'd willingly have sex with a 16 year old Whoopi Goldberg? or a 16 year old Rosie O'Donnell? or a 16 year old Susan Boyle?

But I suppose you could use the experience.

i passed up on sooooo much pussy in HS because of high standards that i would have smashed in an instant in my 20s. listen to this guy fig he knows what he is speaking

U ain't neva lied..

Lmaooooo @ she autopiloted me to class

Smokes trees walks girl to class smokes mary jane and walks trees to class

you me jealous nah j/k if you like her go out with her.

that's what happen when u smoke.

Certain Is on rnt

certain dropping knowledge on kids

Put a bag on her head then fuck her mouth

Ya certain dropped some shit on me.

And I will consider his advice through the rest of this year

but not with this girl

never

YOU kind of have no choice now

you have to do it

or you lose power points

Nigga brownie points, bonus points, I don't give a FUCK

fig exactly how ugly is she ?

smoking body , ugly face = go

ugly body , nice face = go

ugly body, ugly face = no