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09-05-2014, 12:37 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2014
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if your FAT, please enter thread..
Two things u shouldn't do..
1. go to an all-u-can eat buffet why make it obvious? 2. eat while walking looks like u cant take a step without eating Neither are a good look for you Thanks have a great day :-) |
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09-05-2014, 12:39 PM
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Join Date: May 2013
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I enjoyed this. repped
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09-05-2014, 12:55 PM
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lmfao
I'm not fat, just big boned with a fat beef bely.
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09-05-2014, 01:03 PM
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So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o |
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09-05-2014, 01:30 PM
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Arm the Homeless
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Number 1 is stupid. If you're fat it's already obvious. Obviously.
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09-05-2014, 01:39 PM
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SOBER
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Why's your name Zen if you're a pessimist
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09-05-2014, 01:40 PM
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HALL OF FAME
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09-05-2014, 01:49 PM
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Planned on it weirdo.
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09-05-2014, 01:54 PM
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09-05-2014, 01:56 PM
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Lol
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09-05-2014, 02:08 PM
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09-05-2014, 02:26 PM
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6ft of Seperation
Join Date: Aug 2010
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I invited my fat friend from work over to a BBQ, introduced him to my friends..
He didn't fit in. |
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09-05-2014, 02:27 PM
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SOBER
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Profit please leave adults are talking.
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09-05-2014, 02:30 PM
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Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
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I'm fat and do neither of those things. So I guess I'm good?
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09-05-2014, 02:31 PM
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HALL OF FAME
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I DON;T LIKE THIS GAME, IT'S TOO HARD. NO IT'S NOT NOW, COME ON. KEEP PLAYING.
JOSEPH MATTHEW HIGHSMITH WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT GAME!? i TOLD YOU TO THROW IT AWAY DIDNT I!!! DON'T SIT THERE AND LIE TO ME BOY! I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE!
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09-05-2014, 03:07 PM
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neckties
Join Date: Jul 2014
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09-05-2014, 03:08 PM
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neckties
Join Date: Jul 2014
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09-05-2014, 05:42 PM
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Mic Check
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Calgary Alberta Canada
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i avoid inviting fat people over to party's, gala events at my house because i mean..logistically.. its not logistical. i don't have nearly enough chips and food for u for one, there's not gonna be enough room on my couches for u, B, and 4th reason is you might break my chairs plus you usually are sweaty and its just not pleasant for my other guests
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09-05-2014, 05:52 PM
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IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Big girls need love too
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09-05-2014, 06:01 PM
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My homie (white dude, blues/rock/jazz keyboard player... memorized over 2,000 songs but plays like a roboto IMO.
Anyhow, to the point... in Vegas bars are 24/7, so at 4-4:3) AM he would go to buffalo wild wings because all the chicken wngs that had been sitting around were 50% off... the dumb ass fucker would get their hottest sauce... and he would drink 10-15 shots and drink 10ish beers (at home), I'm not mentioning when he made the long iceland iced tee. Anyhow, he would eat 24-36 of them, and he told me the next day he would shit about a half-gallon of burning liquid shit... and he kept going back for more! Yes, he was fat. @evil big baby
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