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Two things u shouldn't do..
1. go to an all-u-can eat buffet
why make it obvious?
2. eat while walking
looks like u cant take a step without eating

Neither are a good look for you
Thanks have a great day :-)

I enjoyed this. repped

lmfao

I'm not fat, just big boned with a fat beef bely.

Fat person excuse nr.1 tho'. It's not a good look if you're fat and saying this even if it's true.

Number 1 is stupid. If you're fat it's already obvious. Obviously.

Why's your name Zen if you're a pessimist

Planned on it weirdo.

Lol

I invited my fat friend from work over to a BBQ, introduced him to my friends..

He didn't fit in.

Profit please leave adults are talking.

I'm fat and do neither of those things. So I guess I'm good?

Lol depends how fat u are

Haha nice try

i avoid inviting fat people over to party's, gala events at my house because i mean..logistically.. its not logistical. i don't have nearly enough chips and food for u for one, there's not gonna be enough room on my couches for u, B, and 4th reason is you might break my chairs plus you usually are sweaty and its just not pleasant for my other guests

Big girls need love too

My homie (white dude, blues/rock/jazz keyboard player... memorized over 2,000 songs but plays like a roboto IMO.

Anyhow, to the point... in Vegas bars are 24/7, so at 4-4:3) AM he would go to buffalo wild wings because all the chicken wngs that had been sitting around were 50% off... the dumb ass fucker would get their hottest sauce... and he would drink 10-15 shots and drink 10ish beers (at home), I'm not mentioning when he made the long iceland iced tee.

Anyhow, he would eat 24-36 of them, and he told me the next day he would shit about a half-gallon of burning liquid shit... and he kept going back for more!

Yes, he was fat.

@evil big baby