Confessions: Driving 101.

e11even · 10-27-2015, 03:02 AM

She was pregnant and I was stupid.
22, just learning how to do shit.
One afternoon, we're out for a cruise and
We decided on Quiznos for that food fix.
The shop was on the town border, before the highway.
Arguing about my driving since the driveway.
Stop here's and drive slower's got me irate
So shouting matches got us hotter than a fireplace.
I proved her wrong, now I'm pulling in nice.
Not a scratch or ticket, but I'm still on thin ice.
Still faking the funk like I know how ta drive
When we know I couldn't get a permit if I tried.
Easing in, the wheels press the car stop with a kiss.
I glance over cockily like I'm the shit.
She acknowledges with approval, and just then I slip.
Instead of pressing the brake, I floor it to shit.
The compact jumps the stop, skirts the sidewalk,
Narrowly misses a bystander, slams glass and drywall.
The aluminum frames scrape, crystals and shards fall.
The impact sickening, unreal! We're in the salon's hall.
Shaken and stirred, I looked over at her.
Seeing the worry and disappointment, asked her was she hurt.
Shaking her head, she said very few words.
I escorted her out and we sat on the curb.
Press coverage, police and witnesses, I cry like a bitch.
"My life is done. I'm going to jail." I repeat again and again.
My military career hangs in the balance, I might just get kicked.
Just then the owner says they won't press charges against.
What the hell... 20,000 in damages and I'm in the clear?
The next year, however, I refuse to drive, still in fear.
Every brief the chiefs give, I'm in the anecdotal jeers.
"Don't ever get on the road with this fucking queer!"

Driving 101.

e11even · 10-27-2015, 04:40 AM

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121611
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121421
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121609
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=97958&page=2
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121576
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121576

e11even · 10-29-2015, 12:44 PM

Bump?

asylum · 10-30-2015, 02:59 AM

so this actually happened? you're in the military? who knew.
pretty cool, good description of events, favorite part was here..

Instead of pressing the brake, I floor it to shit.
The compact jumps the stop, skirts the sidewalk,
Narrowly misses a bystander, slams glass and drywall.
The aluminum frames scrape, crystals and shards fall.
The impact sickening, unreal! We're in the salon's hall.

solid as fuck great action and imagery. very effective writing.
20000 in damages was a little awkward in the middle of it. makes me 100% sure this actually happened. did it? jw. flow was pretty sick too. clean little piece.

e11even · 11-02-2015, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asylum

so this actually happened? you're in the military? who knew.
pretty cool, good description of events, favorite part was here..

Instead of pressing the brake, I floor it to shit.
The compact jumps the stop, skirts the sidewalk,
Narrowly misses a bystander, slams glass and drywall.
The aluminum frames scrape, crystals and shards fall.
The impact sickening, unreal! We're in the salon's hall.

solid as fuck great action and imagery. very effective writing.
20000 in damages was a little awkward in the middle of it. makes me 100% sure this actually happened. did it? jw. flow was pretty sick too. clean little piece.

True Story bro. And I'm out of the military now. But yea, it was crazy. Thanks for the feed!

Exis · 11-03-2015, 07:30 PM

Yo this is sweet man...you've laced more multies in this then what I'm used to seein' in pieces from you & that really is evident flow wise...sometimes I've had to read over lines to catch shit in previous joints but not here, thought it was pretty solid thru out.Had some nice content in this, imagery is slick...very enjoyable spit.

Good luck in the league this week bro,

Stay upwards.

e11even · 11-03-2015, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exis

Yo this is sweet man...you've laced more multies in this then what I'm used to seein' in pieces from you & that really is evident flow wise...sometimes I've had to read over lines to catch shit in previous joints but not here, thought it was pretty solid thru out.Had some nice content in this, imagery is slick...very enjoyable spit.

Good luck in the league this week bro,

Stay upwards.

greatly appreciated! g/l to you too bro.

10-27-2015, 03:02 AM	#1
e11even V.V Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: . Posts: 2,076 Battle Record: 31-20 Rep Power: 6247259	Confessions: Driving 101. She was pregnant and I was stupid. 22, just learning how to do shit. One afternoon, we're out for a cruise and We decided on Quiznos for that food fix. The shop was on the town border, before the highway. Arguing about my driving since the driveway. Stop here's and drive slower's got me irate So shouting matches got us hotter than a fireplace. I proved her wrong, now I'm pulling in nice. Not a scratch or ticket, but I'm still on thin ice. Still faking the funk like I know how ta drive When we know I couldn't get a permit if I tried. Easing in, the wheels press the car stop with a kiss. I glance over cockily like I'm the shit. She acknowledges with approval, and just then I slip. Instead of pressing the brake, I floor it to shit. The compact jumps the stop, skirts the sidewalk, Narrowly misses a bystander, slams glass and drywall. The aluminum frames scrape, crystals and shards fall. The impact sickening, unreal! We're in the salon's hall. Shaken and stirred, I looked over at her. Seeing the worry and disappointment, asked her was she hurt. Shaking her head, she said very few words. I escorted her out and we sat on the curb. Press coverage, police and witnesses, I cry like a bitch. "My life is done. I'm going to jail." I repeat again and again. My military career hangs in the balance, I might just get kicked. Just then the owner says they won't press charges against. What the hell... 20,000 in damages and I'm in the clear? The next year, however, I refuse to drive, still in fear. Every brief the chiefs give, I'm in the anecdotal jeers. "Don't ever get on the road with this fucking queer!" Driving 101. __________________ Ahem.

10-27-2015, 04:40 AM	#2
e11even V.V Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: . Posts: 2,076 Battle Record: 31-20 Rep Power: 6247259	http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121611 http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121421 http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121609 http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=97958&page=2 http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121576 http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121576 __________________ Ahem. Last edited by e11even; 10-27-2015 at 04:44 AM.

10-29-2015, 12:44 PM	#3
e11even V.V Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: . Posts: 2,076 Battle Record: 31-20 Rep Power: 6247259	Bump? __________________ Ahem.

10-30-2015, 02:59 AM	#4
asylum Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 999 Battle Record: 7-5 Rep Power: 8214211	so this actually happened? you're in the military? who knew. pretty cool, good description of events, favorite part was here.. Instead of pressing the brake, I floor it to shit. The compact jumps the stop, skirts the sidewalk, Narrowly misses a bystander, slams glass and drywall. The aluminum frames scrape, crystals and shards fall. The impact sickening, unreal! We're in the salon's hall. solid as fuck great action and imagery. very effective writing. 20000 in damages was a little awkward in the middle of it. makes me 100% sure this actually happened. did it? jw. flow was pretty sick too. clean little piece.

11-03-2015, 07:30 PM	#6
Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,934 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	Yo this is sweet man...you've laced more multies in this then what I'm used to seein' in pieces from you & that really is evident flow wise...sometimes I've had to read over lines to catch shit in previous joints but not here, thought it was pretty solid thru out.Had some nice content in this, imagery is slick...very enjoyable spit. Good luck in the league this week bro, Stay upwards.