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05-12-2014, 02:01 PM
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ROAST COMPETITI9N..IF U THINK U ARE THE ROASTMASTER GODBODY THEN PLEAZE....STEP ITT
We used to hqve roast competitions an at the end pick the funniest roaster
We havent done it in a while....an we have sum strong roasters here currently so....i figure why now see who the roast master general truly is? For rd 1 I bring to you Chyyyyyinnnnnn  Release the hounds.
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05-12-2014, 02:07 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
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"We have a floater" bloated fatal snorkeling accident ass nigga
"I can see my nose at all times without usin peripheral vision ass nigga Klaus baudelaire with adamantium tipped body hair Nigs head made a cameo in armageddon as bruce willis' final resting place Chernobyl critical meltdown nose ass nigga
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It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you
Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 05-12-2014 at 02:24 PM. |
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05-12-2014, 02:16 PM
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that nigga
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Looking like a rapper who does your taxes. Pimp CPA
Lookin like a ninja turtle that pays his child support before its due. This nigga makes margaritas out of hot dog water. Wait, is that a They Live poster? My bad, this dude cool. |
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05-12-2014, 02:18 PM
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Hile chyinler!!
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05-12-2014, 02:29 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Posts: 14,690
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
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Chemtrail chinstrap lookin ass nigga
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople |
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05-12-2014, 02:39 PM
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that nigga
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Lookin like D-Lo Brown went to Comic Con as Theodore Chipmunk.
Fall Out shelter in grandmomma's second basement. Brokenigga Command Center, knowing is half the battle. In grade school, he was voted most likely to scuba dive in Sunny D with chicken nugget floaties. Last edited by Batty; 05-12-2014 at 02:44 PM. Reason: I tried to beat my dick while making a mixed drink, fucked around and came. |
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05-12-2014, 02:40 PM
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When's this close
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05-12-2014, 02:40 PM
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05-12-2014, 02:46 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
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Location: Surrounded by white ppl
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Champed - Netcees Battle League
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Nostrils Flair like Patrick Ewings rookie card
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Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople |
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05-12-2014, 02:48 PM
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that nigga
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1000 Island Salad Dressing complexion ass
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05-12-2014, 02:54 PM
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keep it open til at least midnight
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05-12-2014, 02:55 PM
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this wiggas line looking like madonna's cooch flaps circa 1987 and shit.
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05-12-2014, 02:56 PM
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Bisky-chama <3
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This nigga got a interior design show on HGTV called "Bunker's, Basements, n' Caves"
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anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk |
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05-12-2014, 02:58 PM
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Bisky-chama <3
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This nigga was born Lyrs-black and faded cuz he aint got sun since 05
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anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk |
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05-12-2014, 02:58 PM
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,690
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
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- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
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Rep Power: 34230535 |
Occupies grandmothers basement because upper floors reek of an odd combination of deet n precleaned chitlins
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It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you
Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople |
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05-12-2014, 02:59 PM
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Bisky-chama <3
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He got a garbage can in the back of the basement full jerk off rags.. trynna blame the stink on "chemtrails"
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anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk |
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05-12-2014, 03:00 PM
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Bisky-chama <3
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HOW YOU GONNA TRY AND CONFRONT SPLIT 8 AND YOU LOOK LIKE HIS FAT BLACK GRANDPA, NIGGA?
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anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk |
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05-12-2014, 03:04 PM
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Bisky-chama <3
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mfw I discovered the illuminati is real
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anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk |
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05-12-2014, 03:08 PM
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 This nigga's nose looking like the hang loose shaka surfer hand signal and shit ole where's waldo faced ass negro edition of proffesor peobody ass nigga on a halfshell crustacean claw fade. shit.
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05-12-2014, 03:13 PM
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PR's Finest
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bags trying to get 1500 view thread on the sly.
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