my fucking teeth hurt BAD

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shit yo

im in a terrible spot

my canines were destroyed from my shitty diet, overbrushing and probably blow, who knows

but yo im in serious pain. like 4 days ago i had a bacon sandwich and bit into a crunchy hard piece of bacon that finally laid open the rottenous cavern within

my shit was already chipping and the inside was exposed, but after looking at CHARTS online i figured out that what i seen was DENTIN, which is still tooth basically. but this bacon BIT, fucking murdered the last bastion of dentin and exposed the PULP which has nerves everywhere

its been in a constant pain for like 4 days. i never understood toothaches, like YO SHIT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.

and it isn't, its just constant

what do i do. i want to pull it out myself but i don't want to bleed to death and i don't have any booze

i'm thinking this weekend i get a 50 of coke, and just pack it in, and around my tooth, and then take some THREAD, and tie it as tight as humanly possible and slowly pull it out of my skull while crying my eyes out like a savage

its probably cheaper than the dentist?

my fear is since its so fucking miserable i think i'm going to break it into a million pieces and be MORE FUCKED

please talk me into going to the dentist

i don't want it fixed, i want it GONE.

and my other canine fuck it take him too before he's in the same predicament

what am i looking at $$$$$ WISE