my fucking teeth hurt BAD
 

shit yo

im in a terrible spot

my canines were destroyed from my shitty diet, overbrushing and probably blow, who knows

but yo im in serious pain. like 4 days ago i had a bacon sandwich and bit into a crunchy hard piece of bacon that finally laid open the rottenous cavern within

my shit was already chipping and the inside was exposed, but after looking at CHARTS online i figured out that what i seen was DENTIN, which is still tooth basically. but this bacon BIT, fucking murdered the last bastion of dentin and exposed the PULP which has nerves everywhere

its been in a constant pain for like 4 days. i never understood toothaches, like YO SHIT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.

and it isn't, its just constant

what do i do. i want to pull it out myself but i don't want to bleed to death and i don't have any booze

i'm thinking this weekend i get a 50 of coke, and just pack it in, and around my tooth, and then take some THREAD, and tie it as tight as humanly possible and slowly pull it out of my skull while crying my eyes out like a savage

its probably cheaper than the dentist?

my fear is since its so fucking miserable i think i'm going to break it into a million pieces and be MORE FUCKED

please talk me into going to the dentist

i don't want it fixed, i want it GONE.

and my other canine fuck it take him too before he's in the same predicament

what am i looking at $$$$$ WISE

Get the tooth pulled at a dentist. You're looking at no more than $100 a tooth of you don't have insurance.

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I think your idea is good. A video would be great.

man thats gonna kill me tho i gotta pay RENT

can they hit me like a hospital? can i just show up and have them bill me basically?

Tie a string to a doorknob

Yank that shit out dawg

word man but its gonna break. my tooth. not the string or doorknob.

also looking at CHARTS you can see the root is like 6 times longer than the tooth, and i'm sure its firmly rooted in my skull, i gotta figure out a dentist, find someone who has MONEY or something FUCK

its hard out here

i wish i could be on the outside looking in at my posts

but im the poor vagabond whose life is falling apart in all directions

my car died, MY FUCKING TEETH ARE DYING

next my feet are gonna fall off

FUCK

dog, there's got to be a dental clinic in your town
usually those places will do shit like that for free
look into it

I feel you man

It could be worse though

At least you live in the future

I was a homeless baby at one point, the oldest trick in the panhandlers guide

:( uh oh no

Dead at you can afford coke but no tooth pull.

i can't afford anything i try to throw humor in so my cries for help don't seem so terribly depressing

the problem with clinics is i make too much money. which is laughable, but im basically double the poverty line, and they will do it for cheap like aero said, 100 a tooth, more like 140ish, but you have to pay upfront from what im reading

and i can barely pay my bills and feed myself

AMERICA

Start selling that ass

Better lotion up

rent castaway and get yourself an ice skate son

im creating a plenty of fish profile as we speak

i'll suck a fat bitches pussy off if she'll pay to get these teeth pulled

Legit hustle in your neighborhood. Cut grass. Clean gutters etc. Hustle up that will pay your rent. Use your money for your health.

in the meantime, you could get a capping kit which will at least minimize your pain

Seems legit