some British guy just hit me in the face with a pen

[Destroyer]

hahahha
this fucking Limey comes in the store talking about how customer care told him he could come in and get a laptop stick
I'm like we don't have laptop sticks
dude gets all irate like well customer care told me you did
I'm like well, sorry, they told you wrong
dude starts mumbling under his breath about how there's one deal for Americans and another for foreigners
I straight up just laughed at dude and was like, you got it bro, all I have left are American laptop sticks and we're all out of British ones
dude throws a pen at my face and runs out
wtf?