some British guy just hit me in the face with a pen
 

hahahha
this fucking Limey comes in the store talking about how customer care told him he could come in and get a laptop stick
I'm like we don't have laptop sticks
dude gets all irate like well customer care told me you did
I'm like well, sorry, they told you wrong
dude starts mumbling under his breath about how there's one deal for Americans and another for foreigners
I straight up just laughed at dude and was like, you got it bro, all I have left are American laptop sticks and we're all out of British ones
dude throws a pen at my face and runs out
wtf?

lol but you should've saved this thread for later. I'm on fire

thats great stuff

Fuck him and his pen.

Lmaoooo des hates foreigners

fuck yo pennnn nyyyucckkaaaaa

ps

was it lars

I would have sold him something else nigga. You not a real salesmen. You get commission?

I tried
we'd moved past that

just hang in there. You retire next year right?

yep, u hit that right on the.... something.....

Lol'ed

bet you it was an AARP pen......

Unrofl

Moved past what? Commission.

A true salesmen can sell a opened packet of ketchup to a women in white gloves.

I remember my young retail days. All I cared about was my commission check, lol. I would scam the fuck out of idiots, made them feel like it was a deal of a life time.

yeah, I hear you.
but sometimes, when the person is a real dick, I prefer to fuck with them versus make the 10-12 in commission I could have made

Lol, word. I've done that on several occasions, as well

what did u sell?

this story is great lmao

did you yell at him or chase him or sumshit?

Drugs. Lol, nah.


Worked in all kinds of retail, bruh.

i sell construction lasers and total station and theodolites n shit. i get 3% comission on sales