this flapjack fallopian fail forever faggot

Chyeahhh!!! · 02-22-2014, 12:55 AM

pancake, yo why haven't you accepted my friend request b? We should keep this chill. Nobody wants to see you merked out in real life though I reckon you wouldn't be missed. What say ye? If we met up, I'd shoot you on film and call it a zombie attack, it would play out in court I'm sure of it, on VCR and in my motive for an insanity plea. I've got cause to think that you are a walking talking dead person that has as of yet to realize that his soul is the property of the underworld, I really think you need to see the light in dark matter. I think your wanderings would be met with a sort of directional intervention if we could just meet and your destiny would be fulfilled. If you don't conjure up some purpose in this life this instant and act upon it I will be forced to end you from 2 states away.

you have 2 hours and I'm counting...........

Strikta · 02-22-2014, 01:14 AM

tldr

Chyeahhh!!! · 02-22-2014, 01:16 AM

same thing your kid will say in about 10 years, only he won't know how to read

Certain · 02-22-2014, 10:54 AM

Split Eight's progeny will be a voracious reader.

02-22-2014, 12:55 AM	#1
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	this flapjack fallopian fail forever faggot pancake, yo why haven't you accepted my friend request b? We should keep this chill. Nobody wants to see you merked out in real life though I reckon you wouldn't be missed. What say ye? If we met up, I'd shoot you on film and call it a zombie attack, it would play out in court I'm sure of it, on VCR and in my motive for an insanity plea. I've got cause to think that you are a walking talking dead person that has as of yet to realize that his soul is the property of the underworld, I really think you need to see the light in dark matter. I think your wanderings would be met with a sort of directional intervention if we could just meet and your destiny would be fulfilled. If you don't conjure up some purpose in this life this instant and act upon it I will be forced to end you from 2 states away. you have 2 hours and I'm counting........... __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

02-22-2014, 01:16 AM	#3
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	same thing your kid will say in about 10 years, only he won't know how to read __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

02-22-2014, 01:14 AM	#2
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	tldr

02-22-2014, 10:54 AM	#4
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Split Eight's progeny will be a voracious reader.