Netcees - this flapjack fallopian fail forever faggot

pancake, yo why haven't you accepted my friend request b? We should keep this chill. Nobody wants to see you merked out in real life though I reckon you wouldn't be missed. What say ye? If we met up, I'd shoot you on film and call it a zombie attack, it would play out in court I'm sure of it, on VCR and in my motive for an insanity plea. I've got cause to think that you are a walking talking dead person that has as of yet to realize that his soul is the property of the underworld, I really think you need to see the light in dark matter. I think your wanderings would be met with a sort of directional intervention if we could just meet and your destiny would be fulfilled. If you don't conjure up some purpose in this life this instant and act upon it I will be forced to end you from 2 states away.

you have 2 hours and I'm counting...........