Championship Match: Sn00p vs. Dominate {Dominate wins; New AOBL Champ}

[Sn00p]

AOBL
ArtofBattling.com Text Battle League

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Saturday,
  April 6th 2013 11:59 PM PST.
• Voting ends Tuesday 11:59 PM PST.
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  can be no longer than 36 hours
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• Max. = 16 lines
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@Dominate @Sn00p

[Sn00p]

I'mma go 16 I think. G'luck.

[Dominate]

Word I'll aim for that too. Good luck!

[Dominate]

Originally Posted by Dominate in 2011 site diss

I shouldn’t have to feed. I’m too Evolved to listen to queers
And if my shit gets closed for a Missing Link, I’ll just post up a picture of Lyrs

Originally Posted by Sn00p last week - "LOTB"

props tho. u never slack & vote all fucking day
we saw no Missing Link. until u posted pics that cud prove man evolved from an ape

That sharking was bogus & stupid.. Go head & lie.. you know what the truth is
Only Missing Link concept YOU thought of is “Netcees is gone & no-one can prove it!”
You gangly faggot. I guess you FINALLY Realised your steez is dumb
Idk what’s worse- that it took u this long to Twig or that you got the Physique of one
Most timid Nazi in history - you sob like a bitch when kids is accosting ya
I’ve give ‘Ls All Around’ & Wail on kids... you’d Wail getting inked with a Swastika
& ur Pronunciation’s RETARDED, I can’t wait til ur wack ass is withered
LoL @ thinking ur accent’s Clipped.. it sounds like ur voicebox been Hacked at w/ Scissors
& you can forget a Top-Level Ranking. Being pussy aint a godly & dope look
You can’t be Well Up w/ Tiers when that’s what you do when watching The Notebook
Online I talk my bars up.. you stay on dating sites trawling for schlong
I describe what Comes Out My Head as Golden.. u describe ur Hair as “Strawberry Blonde”
& ur girlfriend is SCARY big... it’s something I couldn’t describe
All I know is dudes grab their Thunder buddies every time they look at her Thighs
It’s obvious I’m your hero.. whenever I drop, you cream in your pants
My verses make u Champ at the Bit.. & the fact u Bit’s the only reason u Champed

[~RustyGunZ~]

Sn00ps verse

...why am i battling u?

u were harmless vs sharp & the kid slayed u
so i thought i'd see my opponent benign. ironically the wish came true
plus u're just the runner-up in the qualification for the tourney i took down, poser
i cud point at ur accomplishments to turn u green w/ envy...& not w/ the mouse over
so if u tried magic, germany'd STILL serve ur head on a plate
shit, even with a following of wizards we wouldn't see oz trail ya, dominate
& as a teacher, u don't get pussy OR drugs. ya lost in the think tank
so maybe i'm breaking bad here, but u're walter white...if he never saw the pink, man
plus w/ that pay, what u pushing has probably always been a disgrace
whip so slow, u cud watch a carribean relay & wudn't see Dominica race
it's a battle of the countries. & the way i leave this chump beat...
u can't represent australia anymore. funny how they'll STILL say u're 'done, d'
& picking urself in the prediction thread was laughable. i was gone & more
we saw u bowl'd urself. but trust u weren't the only one rolling on the floor
cuz the official prediction is clear & ur percentage ain't that great
i know u're trying to Buffett, but u can't prove wrong the mag,nate

[~RustyGunZ~]

That sharking was bogus & stupid.. Go head & lie.. you know what the truth is
Only Missing Link concept YOU thought of is “Netcees is gone & no-one can prove it!”
You gangly faggot. I guess you FINALLY Realised your steez is dumb
Idk what’s worse- that it took u this long to Twig or that you got the Physique of one
Most timid Nazi in history - you sob like a bitch when kids is accosting ya
I’ve give ‘Ls All Around’ & Wail on kids... you’d Wail getting inked with a Swastika
& ur Pronunciation’s RETARDED, I can’t wait til ur wack ass is withered
LoL @ thinking ur accent’s Clipped.. it sounds like ur voicebox been Hacked at w/ Scissors
& you can forget a Top-Level Ranking. Being pussy aint a godly & dope look
You can’t be Well Up w/ Tiers when that’s what you do when watching The Notebook
& ur girlfriend is SCARY big... it’s something I couldn’t describe
All I know is dudes grab their Thunder buddies every time they look at her Thighs


damn @ the opener. twig and swastika were cool not great. same with the scissors line, almost didn't quote. orc used a similar strawberry blonde line on me so couldn't hit for me. lmaaao @ thunder buddies. the closer was forced. i can see it working in your accent i guess but not at all for me.

vs

u were harmless vs sharp & the kid slayed u
so i thought i'd see my opponent benign. ironically the wish came true
plus u're just the runner-up in the qualification for the tourney i took down, poser
i cud point at ur accomplishments to turn u green w/ envy...& not w/ the mouse over
plus w/ that pay, what u pushing has probably always been a disgrace
whip so slow, u cud watch a carribean relay & wudn't see Dominica race
it's a battle of the countries. & the way i leave this chump beat...
u can't represent australia anymore. funny how they'll STILL say u're 'done, d'
& picking urself in the prediction thread was laughable. i was gone & more
we saw u bowl'd urself. but trust u weren't the only one rolling on the floor
cuz the official prediction is clear & ur percentage ain't that great
i know u're trying to Buffett, but u can't prove wrong the mag,nate

benign was dope. green with envy was clever. the oz line was just eeeh idk man seemed a bit much. walter white line was clustered. an his name is pronounced Pinkmin not man. done d was cool the wording could use some work but nice concept. rolling on the floor was dope. closer i liked a bit, nothing great.

wow this was close. i'm gonna have to come back to make a decision.

edit: after deliberating I'm gonna give the slightest edge to Dom, his hits were just a little harder

[megatron]

[QUOTE=Knucklehead;43572]Sn00ps verse

...why am i battling u?

u were harmless vs sharp & the kid slayed u
so i thought i'd see my opponent benign. ironically the wish came true
plus u're just the runner-up in the qualification for the tourney i took down, poser
i cud point at ur accomplishments to turn u green w/ envy...& not w/ the mouse ove
plus w/ that pay, what u pushing has probably always been a disgrace
whip so slow, u cud watch a carribean relay & wudn't see Dominica race
& picking urself in the prediction thread was laughable. i was gone & more
we saw u bowl'd urself. but trust u weren't the only one rolling on the floor


vs

That sharking was bogus & stupid.. Go head & lie.. you know what the truth is
Only Missing Link concept YOU thought of is “Netcees is gone & no-one can prove it!”
Most timid Nazi in history - you sob like a bitch when kids is accosting ya
I’ve give ‘Ls All Around’ & Wail on kids... you’d Wail getting inked with a Swastika
& you can forget a Top-Level Ranking. Being pussy aint a godly & dope look
You can’t be Well Up w/ Tiers when that’s what you do when watching The Notebook
Online I talk my bars up.. you stay on dating sites trawling for schlong
I describe what Comes Out My Head as Golden.. u describe ur Hair as “Strawberry Blonde”

Well this battle was really close... even quotes both came hard wit the opener..i think I would go w. Doms opener by a hair... I also liked doms closer more too.. wasn't really feelin the thunder buddy or twigs line tho verse was solid tho bro. I don't feel like snoop was as consistent as dominate in this one. think tank done d and mag nate I didn't really feel... but snoop did have some bangers in there the bold urself line was creative I did like that one a lot but yea like I said before I think imam have to go with dominate, I felt his misses connected more to me. good battle tho

[bleak]

First of all, dope battle.

Originally Posted by Dominate

That sharking was bogus & stupid.. Go head & lie.. you know what the truth is
Only Missing Link concept YOU thought of is “Netcees is gone & no-one can prove it!”
Most timid Nazi in history - you sob like a bitch when kids is accosting ya
I’ve give ‘Ls All Around’ & Wail on kids... you’d Wail getting inked with a Swastika
& ur Pronunciation’s RETARDED, I can’t wait til ur wack ass is withered
LoL @ thinking ur accent’s Clipped.. it sounds like ur voicebox been Hacked at w/ Scissors
& ur girlfriend is SCARY big... it’s something I couldn’t describe
All I know is dudes grab their Thunder buddies every time they look at her Thighs

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Sn00ps verse

...why am i battling u?

u were harmless vs sharp & the kid slayed u
so i thought i'd see my opponent benign. ironically the wish came true
plus u're just the runner-up in the qualification for the tourney i took down, poser
i cud point at ur accomplishments to turn u green w/ envy...& not w/ the mouse over
it's a battle of the countries. & the way i leave this chump beat...
u can't represent australia anymore. funny how they'll STILL say u're 'done, d'
& picking urself in the prediction thread was laughable. i was gone & more
we saw u bowl'd urself. but trust u weren't the only one rolling on the floor

Not generous on quotes, these stood out to me. It's really hard to pick a winner in this battle. The quotes are even in all aspects, the unquotes still had an edge. I would say BOTW if Strik n Bob hadn't done their thing. Fuck, I'ma come back to this in like an hour.

[Cashius]

Accent, strawberry blonde

Vs.

Benign, done d (ok)

Thought this was going to be better. I almost didn't quote done d cuz I'm not a fan of letter name plays. So, I'm gonna go with Dom here.

[bleak]

That sharking was bogus & stupid.. Go head & lie.. you know what the truth is
Only Missing Link concept YOU thought of is “Netcees is gone & no-one can prove it!”
& ur girlfriend is SCARY big... it’s something I couldn’t describe
All I know is dudes grab their Thunder buddies every time they look at her Thighs

u were harmless vs sharp & the kid slayed u
so i thought i'd see my opponent benign. ironically the wish came true
plus u're just the runner-up in the qualification for the tourney i took down, poser
i cud point at ur accomplishments to turn u green w/ envy...& not w/ the mouse over

I think I'ma go with Dom based on the best 2 from each. Really close tho.

[Sharp]

Link, twig, swastika, voice box, notebook, thunder thighs

V

Benign, green, Dominca, Dundee, bold, magnate


Dope, can't really break down much from my phone but I have to edge it to Dom - sn00p had some slick wordplay but I felt like Dom hit harder and had the lotb with the notebook line. Awesome battle guys

V/ Dom

[Flow]

Totally even in quotes as everyone has already pointed out - Infact the only reason im voting is because I aint feeling how close this is and how its being edged at Dom in every vote (No hate).

For me it edges to sn00p.

I really liked DOMS opener and the Notebook line.

However for me the lotb was the Benign line - it tickled me and I felt doms closer was just to forced and weak for me.
Its those slight difference (a forced close vs lotb) that made me edge snoop

Vote sn00p

[Orc]

That sharking was bogus & stupid.. Go head & lie.. you know what the truth is
Only Missing Link concept YOU thought of is “Netcees is gone & no-one can prove it!”
LIKED THIS HERE...NOT BAD..CLEVER
You gangly faggot. I guess you FINALLY Realised your steez is dumb
Idk what’s worse- that it took u this long to Twig or that you got the Physique of one
DIDN'T LIKE THIS ONE
Most timid Nazi in history - you sob like a bitch when kids is accosting ya
I’ve give ‘Ls All Around’ & Wail on kids... you’d Wail getting inked with a Swastika
POINTS FOR CREATIVITY HERE..VERY BAYOU-ESQUE
& ur Pronunciation’s RETARDED, I can’t wait til ur wack ass is withered
LoL @ thinking ur accent’s Clipped.. it sounds like ur voicebox been Hacked at w/ Scissors
THIS WAS COOL YEP..
& you can forget a Top-Level Ranking. Being pussy aint a godly & dope look
You can’t be Well Up w/ Tiers when that’s what you do when watching The Notebook
NAHHH VERY PLAYED..SURPRISED YOU USED A TIER WP
Online I talk my bars up.. you stay on dating sites trawling for schlong
I describe what Comes Out My Head as Golden.. u describe ur Hair as “Strawberry Blonde”
SEEN THIS BEFORE
& ur girlfriend is SCARY big... it’s something I couldn’t describe
All I know is dudes grab their Thunder buddies every time they look at her Thighs
THIS WAS FUNNY AND GOOD
It’s obvious I’m your hero.. whenever I drop, you cream in your pants
My verses make u Champ at the Bit.. & the fact u Bit’s the only reason u Champed
THE BITING IS A BIT OF A REACH


vs

u were harmless vs sharp & the kid slayed u
so i thought i'd see my opponent benign. ironically the wish came true
THIS WAS SLICK HERE..CLEVER
plus u're just the runner-up in the qualification for the tourney i took down, poser
i cud point at ur accomplishments to turn u green w/ envy...& not w/ the mouse over
THIS WAS OKAY
so if u tried magic, germany'd STILL serve ur head on a plate
shit, even with a following of wizards we wouldn't see oz trail ya, dominate
I THOUGHT THIS WAS COOL AND CREATIVE
& as a teacher, u don't get pussy OR drugs. ya lost in the think tank
so maybe i'm breaking bad here, but u're walter white...if he never saw the pink, man
NAH TOO MUCH GOING ON AND NOT DOPE ENOUGH TO WARRANT THE EXECUTION PROBLEMS
plus w/ that pay, what u pushing has probably always been a disgrace
whip so slow, u cud watch a carribean relay & wudn't see Dominica race
FORCED HERE IM THINKING
it's a battle of the countries. & the way i leave this chump beat...
u can't represent australia anymore. funny how they'll STILL say u're 'done, d'
THIS WAS COOL HERE
& picking urself in the prediction thread was laughable. i was gone & more
we saw u bowl'd urself. but trust u weren't the only one rolling on the floor
DOPENESS HERE IMO
cuz the official prediction is clear & ur percentage ain't that grea
i know u're trying to Buffett, but u can't prove wrong the mag,nate
DIDNT LIKE THIS ONE


VERY GOOD BATTLE AND VERY CLOSE.. THERE WERE SOME DOPE LINES FROM BOTH. I THINK DOM HAD PROBABLY LOTB BUT THEN I THINK SN00PS MISSES WEREN'T AS BAD AND HE MIGHTA BEEN JUST A TINY BIT MORE CONSISTENT IF I LOOK AT THE VERSE AS A WHOLE AND NOT LINE FOR LINE..I THINK SNOOP JUST EDGES IT HERE..GOOD SHIT FROM BOTH THO BOTH BROUGHT A NICE VERSE! VOTE:SNOOP

[~RustyGunZ~]

Let's get some more votes on this by tonight please..

[ill nik-A]

dom

That sharking was bogus & stupid.. Go head & lie.. you know what the truth is
Only Missing Link concept YOU thought of is “Netcees is gone & no-one can prove it!”
You gangly faggot. I guess you FINALLY Realised your steez is dumb
Idk what’s worse- that it took u this long to Twig or that you got the Physique of one
Most timid Nazi in history - you sob like a bitch when kids is accosting ya
I’ve give ‘Ls All Around’ & Wail on kids... you’d Wail getting inked with a Swastika
& ur Pronunciation’s RETARDED, I can’t wait til ur wack ass is withered
LoL @ thinking ur accent’s Clipped.. it sounds like ur voicebox been Hacked at w/ Scissors
--opener was eh ok I guess, didn't like twig, don't like the wail gig, accent line was good

& you can forget a Top-Level Ranking. Being pussy aint a godly & dope look
You can’t be Well Up w/ Tiers when that’s what you do when watching The Notebook
Online I talk my bars up.. you stay on dating sites trawling for schlong
I describe what Comes Out My Head as Golden.. u describe ur Hair as “Strawberry Blonde”
& ur girlfriend is SCARY big... it’s something I couldn’t describe
All I know is dudes grab their Thunder buddies every time they look at her Thighs
It’s obvious I’m your hero.. whenever I drop, you cream in your pants
My verses make u Champ at the Bit.. & the fact u Bit’s the only reason u Champed
--tear wp/ notebook? nah mayne, strawberry blonde was eh, thunder thighs lines are played to me, snoops not known as a biter that im aware of didn't like the line either

snoop

...why am i battling u?

u were harmless vs sharp & the kid slayed u
so i thought i'd see my opponent benign. ironically the wish came true
plus u're just the runner-up in the qualification for the tourney i took down, poser
i cud point at ur accomplishments to turn u green w/ envy...& not w/ the mouse over
so if u tried magic, germany'd STILL serve ur head on a plate
shit, even with a following of wizards we wouldn't see oz trail ya, dominate
& as a teacher, u don't get pussy OR drugs. ya lost in the think tank
so maybe i'm breaking bad here, but u're walter white...if he never saw the pink, man
plus w/ that pay, what u pushing has probably always been a disgrace
whip so slow, u cud watch a carribean relay & wudn't see Dominica race
--opener was good, envy line was eh ok, wizard was eh to me, breaking bad was eh ok, dominica is a stretch

it's a battle of the countries. & the way i leave this chump beat...
u can't represent australia anymore. funny how they'll STILL say u're 'done, d'
& picking urself in the prediction thread was laughable. i was gone & more
we saw u bowl'd urself. but trust u weren't the only one rolling on the floor
cuz the official prediction is clear & ur percentage ain't that great
i know u're trying to Buffett, but u can't prove wrong the mag,nate
--crocodile Dundee was aight, bowl'd was nice, no likey ender

close battle
I got snoop

[Strikta]

That sharking was bogus & stupid.. Go head & lie.. you know what the truth is
Only Missing Link concept YOU thought of is “Netcees is gone & no-one can prove it!”
...Ok
You gangly faggot. I guess you FINALLY Realised your steez is dumb
Idk what’s worse- that it took u this long to Twig or that you got the Physique of one
...Eh
Most timid Nazi in history - you sob like a bitch when kids is accosting ya
I’ve give ‘Ls All Around’ & Wail on kids... you’d Wail getting inked with a Swastika
...Eh
& ur Pronunciation’s RETARDED, I can’t wait til ur wack ass is withered
LoL @ thinking ur accent’s Clipped.. it sounds like ur voicebox been Hacked at w/ Scissors
...Ok
& you can forget a Top-Level Ranking. Being pussy aint a godly & dope look
You can’t be Well Up w/ Tiers when that’s what you do when watching The Notebook
...Cool
Online I talk my bars up.. you stay on dating sites trawling for schlong
I describe what Comes Out My Head as Golden.. u describe ur Hair as “Strawberry Blonde”
...I liked the concept, but it wasn't executed properly imo.
& ur girlfriend is SCARY big... it’s something I couldn’t describe
All I know is dudes grab their Thunder buddies every time they look at her Thighs
...Cool, seen the concept before tho
It’s obvious I’m your hero.. whenever I drop, you cream in your pants
My verses make u Champ at the Bit.. & the fact u Bit’s the only reason u Champed
...I didn't like this closer.

Vs.

...why am i battling u?

u were harmless vs sharp & the kid slayed u
so i thought i'd see my opponent benign. ironically the wish came true
...Ok
plus u're just the runner-up in the qualification for the tourney i took down, poser
i cud point at ur accomplishments to turn u green w/ envy...& not w/ the mouse over
...Eh
so if u tried magic, germany'd STILL serve ur head on a plate
shit, even with a following of wizards we wouldn't see oz trail ya, dominate
...Cool
& as a teacher, u don't get pussy OR drugs. ya lost in the think tank
so maybe i'm breaking bad here, but u're walter white...if he never saw the pink, man
...BB lines are getting tired fast, not a fan of this flip tbh
plus w/ that pay, what u pushing has probably always been a disgrace
whip so slow, u cud watch a carribean relay & wudn't see Dominica race
...Cool
it's a battle of the countries. & the way i leave this chump beat...
u can't represent australia anymore. funny how they'll STILL say u're 'done, d'
...Liked this
& picking urself in the prediction thread was laughable. i was gone & more
we saw u bowl'd urself. but trust u weren't the only one rolling on the floor
...Nice shit. lotb
cuz the official prediction is clear & ur percentage ain't that great
i know u're trying to Buffett, but u can't prove wrong the mag,nate
...Wasn't feeling this.

This was close, even in quotes. Both put up a nice showing but had their fair share of misses. I'ma edge this to Sn00p because he had the line of the battle. Dom had very slightly worse misses too. Iono, I feel like both of u could've done better tho it was close. Props to ya'll.

Vote- Sn00p

[Sn00p]

5-4, Dominate. First to seven wins. Must win by two.

[Allen Knight]

Most timid Nazi in history - you sob like a bitch when kids is accosting ya
I’ve give ‘Ls All Around’ & Wail on kids... you’d Wail getting inked with a Swastika
& ur Pronunciation’s RETARDED, I can’t wait til ur wack ass is withered
LoL @ thinking ur accent’s Clipped.. it sounds like ur voicebox been Hacked at w/ Scissors
& ur girlfriend is SCARY big... it’s something I couldn’t describe
All I know is dudes grab their Thunder buddies every time they look at her Thighs

Vs

u were harmless vs sharp & the kid slayed u
so i thought i'd see my opponent benign. ironically the wish came true
plus w/ that pay, what u pushing has probably always been a disgrace
whip so slow, u cud watch a carribean relay & wudn't see Dominica race
it's a battle of the countries. & the way i leave this chump beat...
u can't represent australia anymore. funny how they'll STILL say u're 'done, d'
& picking urself in the prediction thread was laughable. i was gone & more
we saw u bowl'd urself. but trust u weren't the only one rolling on the floor

V/sn00p, really close battle had to read 2x and dope...i got sn00p here imo.
dom had the hacked wit scissors bar which was nice but snoops bowled an done,d was dope
to me never seen the done,d on him...can go either way, dope battle yah'll an props.

[Defiant]

& ur Pronunciation’s RETARDED, I can’t wait til ur wack ass is withered
LoL @ thinking ur accent’s Clipped.. it sounds like ur voicebox been Hacked at w/ Scissors
Online I talk my bars up.. you stay on dating sites trawling for schlong
I describe what Comes Out My Head as Golden.. u describe ur Hair as “Strawberry Blonde”
& ur girlfriend is SCARY big... it’s something I couldn’t describe
All I know is dudes grab their Thunder buddies every time they look at her Thighs

vs

so if u tried magic, germany'd STILL serve ur head on a plate
shit, even with a following of wizards we wouldn't see oz trail ya, dominate
it's a battle of the countries. & the way i leave this chump beat...
u can't represent australia anymore. funny how they'll STILL say u're 'done, d'


been pretty harsh with quote but this is a title match, twas a good battle, thought itd be better tho, dom didnt come with his usual dope wp, a bit predictable, snoop came the same. Thought u both coulda came more personal. Its close a fuck but i got dom by a bit, could go either way really tho

vote - dominate

[Lotto Smirk]

u were harmless vs sharp & the kid slayed u
so i thought i'd see my opponent benign. ironically the wish came true
plus u're just the runner-up in the qualification for the tourney i took down, poser
i cud point at ur accomplishments to turn u green w/ envy...& not w/ the mouse over
it's a battle of the countries. & the way i leave this chump beat...
u can't represent australia anymore. funny how they'll STILL say u're 'done, d'
& picking urself in the prediction thread was laughable. i was gone & more
we saw u bowl'd urself. but trust u weren't the only one rolling on the floor

vs

That sharking was bogus & stupid.. Go head & lie.. you know what the truth is
Only Missing Link concept YOU thought of is “Netcees is gone & no-one can prove it!”
Most timid Nazi in history - you sob like a bitch when kids is accosting ya
I’ve give ‘Ls All Around’ & Wail on kids... you’d Wail getting inked with a Swastika
& ur Pronunciation’s RETARDED, I can’t wait til ur wack ass is withered
LoL @ thinking ur accent’s Clipped.. it sounds like ur voicebox been Hacked at w/ Scissors

I got sn00p taking this with mabye one more quote was a dope ass battle and could go either way, i had to re-read to pick a winner in the end good battle anyway gays

vote- Sn00p