roommate's sketchy af

Split · 03-23-2013, 01:16 AM

There are two toothbrushes and two toothpaste containers in the bathroom

There are three roommates in our suite

I figured dude kept his shit in his desk (he's schizo paranoid status.. Superstitious about maaaadddd things, got these crazy rituals that go way past OCD, only eats on weekends etc)

I keep my shit organized so I can wake up right before class, shower, brush teeth and dip to the bus stop as fast as possible. i went into the bathroom tonight, and my toothpaste had no cap and there was water around my toothbrush, no cap on the toothbrush.

If this dudes fucked enough to use my toothbrush we're gonna have a problem. Lol so I put these chemicals on my *now old* toothbrush that are gonna make his gums swell up/ hurt if he uses my toothbrush, and left it how it was

The bait has been set br0s

Inno · 03-23-2013, 01:18 AM

you been cleaning your mouth with some one elses spit splt...i hope you throw up.

NYCSPITZ · 03-23-2013, 01:19 AM

disgusting

Sharp · 03-23-2013, 01:23 AM

Thats pretty sketchy

my roommate freshman year just did a bunch of meth

but at least I knew where I stood with him

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-23-2013, 01:47 AM

I had preset roommates in my first cc and ended up with the goalie from our team who was a fag sometimes

so me and my other roommate cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush and put it back

he never knew

Fig · 03-23-2013, 02:12 AM

schizo paranoid status, so youre going to put chemicals in the toothbrush thatll hurt his gums if he uses it.

I duno man, just get a different toothbrush lol.

03-23-2013, 04:20 AM

I HATE when a bitch stays over and when you go to get her a fresh toothbrush she says, oh its okay ill use yours.

NO ITS NOT OKAY SLUT, GTFO!

Ghost1 · 03-23-2013, 08:35 AM

Lmfaoooo@split,masaii&dopplegangersplit

Chyeahhh!!! · 03-23-2013, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masaii

I HATE when a bitch stays over and when you go to get her a fresh toothbrush she says, oh its okay ill use yours.

NO ITS NOT OKAY SLUT, GTFO!

Lmao gets me everytime.

Split · 03-23-2013, 03:15 PM

haha... my old toothbrush is missing, and all his bedsheets mysteriously disappeared, haven't seen him all day

help

God Of War · 03-23-2013, 03:17 PM

split sounds like u the one who needs to hide ur toothbrush broseph

Strikta · 03-23-2013, 03:20 PM

That's an ass beatable offense imo.

I don't want NOBODY touching my bathroom shit.

Witty · 03-23-2013, 03:27 PM

Wait...why the fuck does he only eat on weekends?

Split · 03-23-2013, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by God Of War

split sounds like u the one who needs to hide ur toothbrush broseph

done

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

That's an ass beatable offense imo.

I don't want NOBODY touching my bathroom shit.

he's about to get beat on.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Wait...why the fuck does he only eat on weekends?

I DON'T KNOW

03-23-2013, 01:16 AM	#1
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899398	roommate's sketchy af There are two toothbrushes and two toothpaste containers in the bathroom There are three roommates in our suite I figured dude kept his shit in his desk (he's schizo paranoid status.. Superstitious about maaaadddd things, got these crazy rituals that go way past OCD, only eats on weekends etc) I keep my shit organized so I can wake up right before class, shower, brush teeth and dip to the bus stop as fast as possible. i went into the bathroom tonight, and my toothpaste had no cap and there was water around my toothbrush, no cap on the toothbrush. If this dudes fucked enough to use my toothbrush we're gonna have a problem. Lol so I put these chemicals on my now old toothbrush that are gonna make his gums swell up/ hurt if he uses my toothbrush, and left it how it was The bait has been set br0s __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

03-23-2013, 02:12 AM	#6
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	schizo paranoid status, so youre going to put chemicals in the toothbrush thatll hurt his gums if he uses it. I duno man, just get a different toothbrush lol. __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-23-2013, 03:15 PM	#10
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899398	haha... my old toothbrush is missing, and all his bedsheets mysteriously disappeared, haven't seen him all day help __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

03-23-2013, 03:27 PM	#13
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Wait...why the fuck does he only eat on weekends? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

03-23-2013, 01:18 AM	#2
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	you been cleaning your mouth with some one elses spit splt...i hope you throw up.

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NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	disgusting

03-23-2013, 01:47 AM	#5
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03-23-2013, 04:20 AM	#7
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	I HATE when a bitch stays over and when you go to get her a fresh toothbrush she says, oh its okay ill use yours. NO ITS NOT OKAY SLUT, GTFO!

03-23-2013, 03:17 PM	#11
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	split sounds like u the one who needs to hide ur toothbrush broseph

03-23-2013, 03:20 PM	#12
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	That's an ass beatable offense imo. I don't want NOBODY touching my bathroom shit.