roommate's sketchy af
 

There are two toothbrushes and two toothpaste containers in the bathroom

There are three roommates in our suite

I figured dude kept his shit in his desk (he's schizo paranoid status.. Superstitious about maaaadddd things, got these crazy rituals that go way past OCD, only eats on weekends etc)

I keep my shit organized so I can wake up right before class, shower, brush teeth and dip to the bus stop as fast as possible. i went into the bathroom tonight, and my toothpaste had no cap and there was water around my toothbrush, no cap on the toothbrush.

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If this dudes fucked enough to use my toothbrush we're gonna have a problem. Lol so I put these chemicals on my *now old* toothbrush that are gonna make his gums swell up/ hurt if he uses my toothbrush, and left it how it was

The bait has been set br0s

you been cleaning your mouth with some one elses spit splt...i hope you throw up.

disgusting

Thats pretty sketchy

my roommate freshman year just did a bunch of meth

but at least I knew where I stood with him

I had preset roommates in my first cc and ended up with the goalie from our team who was a fag sometimes

so me and my other roommate cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush and put it back

he never knew

schizo paranoid status, so youre going to put chemicals in the toothbrush thatll hurt his gums if he uses it.

I duno man, just get a different toothbrush lol.

I HATE when a bitch stays over and when you go to get her a fresh toothbrush she says, oh its okay ill use yours.

NO ITS NOT OKAY SLUT, GTFO!
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Lmfaoooo@split,masaii&dopplegangersplit

Lmao gets me everytime.

haha... my old toothbrush is missing, and all his bedsheets mysteriously disappeared, haven't seen him all day










help

split sounds like u the one who needs to hide ur toothbrush broseph

That's an ass beatable offense imo.

I don't want NOBODY touching my bathroom shit.

Wait...why the fuck does he only eat on weekends?

done

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he's about to get beat on.

I DON'T KNOW