I have just Scott Akers'd myself

I started a new game on skyrim 2 days ago and am already level 20. My social life isn't looking good for the next 3-4 weeks.

I started this game as a dark elf battle mage as opposed to the orc warrior last play around.

It has been a good choice.

[bleak]

Should have picked the Lonely Warthog class.

It buffs your magic and alchemy,

but drops your speech to zero.

[Lotto Smirk]

Originally Posted by bleak

Should have picked the Lonely Warthog class.

It buffs your magic and alchemy,

but drops your speech to zero.

ROFL

Originally Posted by bleak

Should have picked the Lonely Warthog class.

It buffs your magic and alchemy,

but drops your speech to zero.

warthog class:

dominant feature: one handed skill

disadvantage: confined to basement for eternity

[bleak]

If someone actually makes a warthog class, like how you do in D&D n games of the sort, with 'legit' stats and shit, I will make Gow give you an accomplishment.

[bleak]

Lonely Warthog class-

Stats-
One Handed +10
Magic +2
Snitching +20
Speech -100000000

Feeds on computer monitor light
Allergic to sunlight and gains energy from the blood of virgins
Cuts himself every night for dinner.

Perks-
Flubber- immune to sword strikes, vulnerable to fire magic and girls.
Blitzkrieg- runs faster when reporting websites.
Intimidation- Only works on female characters, a self named perk that stemmed from his observation that women are 'intimidated' by his business ventures and property value.
Virgin- no considerable uses

His weapons are one machete, a diving knife.

His cooldown ability is summoning a fleshlight for battle.

[Wise Wiggles]

-dead

[~RustyGunZ~]

dungeons and He whose name shall not be spokens

[bleak]

His vehicle, naturally-

[bleak]

I'M DEAD GOD BLESS GOOGLE



The Staff of Hogumdee. That's a rare one there.

And the Hind Armor of Balthog. He must have been playing for a while.

[Split]

Originally Posted by bleak

Lonely Warthog class-

Stats-
One Handed +10
Magic +2
Snitching +20
Speech -100000000

Feeds on computer monitor light
Allergic to sunlight and gains energy from the blood of virgins
Cuts himself every night for dinner.

Perks-
Flubber- immune to sword strikes, vulnerable to fire magic and girls.
Blitzkrieg- runs faster when reporting websites.
Intimidation- Only works on female characters, a self named perk that stemmed from his observation that women are 'intimidated' by his business ventures and property value.
Virgin- no considerable uses

His weapons are one machete, a diving knife.

His cooldown ability is summoning a fleshlight for battle.

Lmmfao

But yo Skyrim was a really bad game


Srs

Roommate buys release day
One hour before we shut it off forever
dem broken combat mechanics
Also its 15x nerd status trying to figure out wtf was going on in the story department

[God Of War]

skyrim is legendary man


but mas how the fuck u get level 20 in that small period of time. im still only level 15 rofl

[Zen]

Skyrim is the shit. And only level 15 wtf have you been doing @God Of War haha

[bleak]

idk bro skyrim was kind of legit, it just gets so much scrutiny because it was touted as basically the best game ever made before it was released. which obv didn't happen, there are too many bugs. But it has a pretty deep char cust for a console RPG.

i used magic on my playthrough, and dual casting spells is pretty nice.

[super pimp trillionaire]

Nerds. Rolling dodecahedron dice, on ps3 = dodecahedron dice in basement. Maybe worse

[Split]

Originally Posted by bleak

idk bro skyrim was kind of legit, it just gets so much scrutiny because it was touted as basically the best game ever made before it was released. which obv didn't happen, there are too many bugs. But it has a pretty deep char cust for a console RPG.

i used magic on my playthrough, and dual casting spells is pretty nice.

instakills never worked for me
Walk out of town, 30% of the time fight a dragon
So many glitches where I lift an Eider Grape or something and everyone in a town attacks me on sight
Started that fucking awful arrow to the knees joke
Very few unique armors
World felt dead unless you're in a town

I just hated how fake the atmosphere felt overall

[Strikta]

Bleak, I did the Twisted Metal Warthog reference a few days ago bud.

Quit jockin' my style lol

[bleak]

Yea the lack of armors peeved me, I've always been an advocate for world items that have stories behind them, gives a lil bit of life to them. I liked fighting the dragons, they wasn't fuckin wit meh. Maybe you should learn how to be stealthy.



Sir, I feel you are... underestimating the sneakiness.

[bleak]

Originally Posted by Strikta

Bleak, I did the Twisted Metal Warthog reference a few days ago bud.

Quit jockin' my style lol

Twisted Metal Warthog? Like a Warthog who is a character in Twisted Metal?

roflflflflflfl Let me guess, his vehicle was the Halo Warthog? leaned.

[God Of War]

Originally Posted by ZenLand

Skyrim is the shit. And only level 15 wtf have you been doing @God Of War haha

rofl running around building my house n shit thats what i been doing for the past 2 days. i now own a house in markeath and morthal but i still did a good bit of missions. i am up to where u trap the dragon to have him fly u to alduins crib