Quick. Grandma dies, how long do you wait to masturbate?

Fig · 03-11-2013, 01:23 AM

I say the next shower I take after hearing the news

Sharp · 03-11-2013, 01:27 AM

I'd give it a few days. Guess it depends on how close you were

03-11-2013, 01:34 AM

Right after you finish choking her.

Fig · 03-11-2013, 02:07 AM

The chocked grandma to chicken combo

Objective · 03-11-2013, 07:57 AM

At the funeral. Them shits be boring anyways.

Fig · 01-15-2014, 10:38 PM

Bump

Batty · 01-16-2014, 09:30 AM

Sadness and masturbation go hand in hand. I don't think there is a wrong time to do it really.

Mc Hype · 01-16-2014, 09:40 AM

I got head on the way back from my grandmas funeral...so I say just do it man...just do it

veritas · 01-16-2014, 09:41 AM

what if the masterbating is what caused her death? do you try to immediately string a 2-3x combo? or do you risk the combobreaker by calling 911?

YDK · 01-16-2014, 12:44 PM

Never risk the combo breaker tbh
Steal some liquor from the funeral home, they got it trust me we git drunk as fuck off the funeral homes tab when my grandpa died. Go nut in an empty casket

Batty · 01-16-2014, 01:52 PM

Tbh this is why I got my grandma the life alert bracelet.

03-11-2013, 01:23 AM	#1
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Quick. Grandma dies, how long do you wait to masturbate? I say the next shower I take after hearing the news

01-15-2014, 10:38 PM	#6
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Bump __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

01-16-2014, 12:44 PM	#10
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	Never risk the combo breaker tbh Steal some liquor from the funeral home, they got it trust me we git drunk as fuck off the funeral homes tab when my grandpa died. Go nut in an empty casket __________________

03-11-2013, 01:27 AM	#2
Sharp HE / HIM / FRAC Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: PA Posts: 11,592 Battle Record: 56-21 Accomplishments - 50+ Wins Champed - The Ultimate Writer - NBL Cypher - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12601538	I'd give it a few days. Guess it depends on how close you were

03-11-2013, 01:34 AM	#3
Meth Guest Posts: n/a	Right after you finish choking her.

03-11-2013, 02:07 AM	#4
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	The chocked grandma to chicken combo

03-11-2013, 07:57 AM	#5
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	At the funeral. Them shits be boring anyways.

01-16-2014, 09:30 AM	#7
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Sadness and masturbation go hand in hand. I don't think there is a wrong time to do it really.

01-16-2014, 09:40 AM	#8
Mc Hype Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 27 Rep Power: 37	I got head on the way back from my grandmas funeral...so I say just do it man...just do it

01-16-2014, 01:52 PM	#11
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Tbh this is why I got my grandma the life alert bracelet.